Funny Signs

On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:
"Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"
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On a Septic Tank Truck sign:
"We're #1 in the #2 business."
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Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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At a Proctologist's door
"To expedite your visit please back in."
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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
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On a Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip Call your plumber.."
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Pizza Shop Slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one weak."
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
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On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
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At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts"
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In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate
action."
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push Push. Push."
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At an Optometrist's Office
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right
place."
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On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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At the Electric Company:
"We would be de-lighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."
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In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait"

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At a Propane Filling Station,
"Thank heaven for little grills."
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And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."

 

Hi Handsoff,

ROTF LMAO - Those are priceless ... ever consider emailing them to Letterman or Leno ... et al. ?

I'm sure they'd give them a ride.

dog -

 

One of my favorites that I actually saw, back when I lived in Toronto, was on the side of a delivery truck for the Howe Folding Chair Co.:

If it folds, ask Howe.

Even better, which I never saw myself, was for a product (or maybe service) that's totally escaped memory lo these many decades later -- Miracle something-or-other (no, not Miracle Whip):

If it works properly, it's a Miracle.

 

When I lived in california as a kid my parents came out to oklahoma at least once a year and that was one of the don't miss things along the road. The other on route 66 now I 40 was the jack rabbit signs for a hundred miles on either side of the jack rabbit trading post. Which I saw is still there as of three weeks ago, but alas the jack rabbit signs have all disapeared except ffor one at the trading post.


Shaving brushes
You'll soon see 'em
On a shelf
In some museum
Burma-Shave

 

A couple more

 

loooooooool! They were excellent!

 

Some really funny burma shave signs here

 

Unfortunatly burma shave is almost a thing of the past like stuckeys

 

You got that right