FOLLYWOOD (BURP) MEMORIAL EDITION

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SO DOG BISCUITS ARE GOOD FOR YA, AT LEAST - IN AUSTRALIA?

 

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I don't know how he does it but that damn now our brew is plastered all over the newspaper. Doesn't that boy know that stuff is hard to come buy? Now every brewski drinker will be after that brand. Boy if they run out of that stuff or the supply is even more limited, I'll get another publications editor (I know him well, ah lets say some special friends of a friend know him) to spread every dirty detail about you that he can make up!

Thanks
Wildman

 

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TRUDY AND HER COUSIN IRWIN INTERNET HAVE THE PLEASURE OF PUTTING THIS PAPER TOGETHER, WITH THE STUFF THEY LIKE!!

(NO *&%$^ EDITOR EITHER!)

 

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NOT QUITE THE LAST PAGE, JUST FOR NOW THE LAST!

 

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TO BE CONT'D......??

 

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We had a late entry from France for the Lassie Frizzy Hair Club for Singers...

French idol
http://www.bofunk.com/video/1799/french_idol.html?PHPSESSID=28973fc87149b1be233f9a9da8a1cf89

Dog was one of the Judges rumored to be physically and chemically involved with the runner up and commented after the performance " The silky ends of this lush Tomato set my tail a waggin'. The peroxide shimmer dazzled my dingus as she howled with moonbeams dancing in her eyes. She is a true professional the way she handled the whine of blow dryer turning her head in my direction with a sigh whispering.. my number is
Beachwood 45789 You can call me up baby and have a date Any old time

Don't be shy,
just take your time
I'd like to get to know you
I'd like to make you mine "

 

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I'VE HEARD OF HER, DESDAMONA, SHE FREQUENTLY GOES OUT DANCING HERE.

POOR DOG, HE'S DONE FOR!!

WHAT MONEY I DIDN'T TAKE, SHE WILL!!

 

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Send 4 to pound or I will call my doggie lawyer..

http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3318476a4560,00.html

 

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I THOUGHT THE SAUCE WAS IN THE EINSTEIN THREAD


TALK TO THE BOSS!

 

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Dear Editor,


Over in that thread they told me just because the guy invented gravity does not mean he is responsible for sauce on the trousers and to stick my demands in a dark hole so I am going public with the juicy bits.

In the mean time, my drycleaners sent me an email stating there was a mistake in the calculation; it will be more than 4 since it takes a special kind of soap to clean that stain.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3318478a4560,00.html

I was hoping you could convince the Boss to have a FOLLYWOOD all Celebrity Tennis match to raise fund for the cause.

I would try the Courts myself during the Match..but I have run out of balls after one of the secretaries hid my legal briefs.

 

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ROFLMAO!! PRIM, YOU ARE TOO MUCH! LOL!

 

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and page two.

 

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the last for a while.......

 

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So, Mike or anyone else interested in doing a newsletter, it's 'open season' right now!

JUST REMEMBER WHO WEARS THE BOOTS!! LOLOLOL!!

 

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It won't be today. Everything that can go wrong, is. The last straw was the toilet. So...here's a laugh for everyone but me.

I flush the toilet and bump the shelf behind it. A large tube of hair gel and a small tube of Gillette shave balm go in the toilet. Of course the little tube falls in first and believe it or not, actually goes down the toilet. blocking it. I try plunging and putting a tube up the hole. No luck. Of course while flushing it the chain on the flusher breaks. I shut the water off and take toilet off to try pushing hose up from the back side, no luck. I reconnect the toilet go to turn the water on and the valve from the wall starts to leak, I shut off valve. I give up and go to read Wilders. Have to deal with it tomorrow. I now have to put a bucket of water in the toilet and plunge after use LOL.

As you can see. Sometimes life is funnier than the VR Tattler.

Mikel

 

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Thanks soooo much for sharing that with us, Mikel!

But if you think I am stepping into that with these WAAY COOL BOOTS!! ~HA~!

NOT A CHANCE!
(No reply is necessary! PLEASE!)



Still wearing ma new BOOTS!


SPECIAL THANKS TO ALL THOSE WHO SUPPORTED THE FOLLYWOODY ARCADE........HAVE A WONDERFUL SUMMER!!

LUV YA, MARJA

 

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You did good, Sis!!

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MARJA,

Take care of yourself sweetheart.. see ya when you have time..

 

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Well if you think that is bad, let me tell you what happened to ours last week.............

HA HA Marja.
Made you look!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://home.uchicago.edu/~jessef/week1/toilet-is-broken.jpg
and the **** is very deep!!!!

I guess it's a good thing you got those high boots huh Marja?















BB told me to do this!!!!!! LOLOLOL ​

 

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I just had to say it! Does this mean that Mikel is in the tank?

Seriously both Mikel an Marja "Take care an post when you can".

Thanks
Wildman

 

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GEESH! YA TRY TO END SOMETHING WITH A LITTLE DIGNITY AROUND HERE!

I AM NOT STEPPIN ONE BOOT ON THAT POST, BEETLEJUICE, ESPECIALLY AFTER YA MADE ME LOOK!

THESE ARE WAAY TO COOOL OF BOOTS!

WILDMAN! I THINK YOU ARE RIGHT, IF MIKEL ISN'T TANKED AFTER ALL THIS............(He will be back, ya can't keep a good........nevermind!)

SO, AFTER CAREFUL PLANNING - THE ENDING I WANTED LOOKS TO HAVE WENT DOWN THE CRAPPER! THANKS ALL YA ALL!

WATCH YER STEP- IT'S WET!

(EUUUUUUWWW, WHERE'S TRUDY AND HER STEEL STILETTOS??)


DUMFOUNDEDMARJA