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  1. big ed

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    Hey ThunderZ,

    Have yoo met "Baked Bean Man" yet? He makes lots of loud boomy noises too!:D

    Jest wunderin in Wakiki, Don Hoed
     
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    George Carlin:

    Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.



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  3. tansu

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    Celine: Baby, you are gonna miss that plane.
    Jesse: I know.
    From "Before Sunset"
     
  4. ~*Nat*~

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    Hehe... :D

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  6. ronjor

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  7. eyes-open

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    She's the sort of woman who lives for others -- you can tell the others by their hunted expression.

    CS Lewis: Screwtape Letters (1942) no. 26
     
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    The superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his actions. ~ Confucius
     
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    If practice makes perfect, and I am doing it wrong, then I am doing it perfectly wrong. :D
     
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    I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.
     
  11. ThunderZ

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    Never had the pleasure(?).
     
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    If age is an attitude, I need an attitude adjustsment.
     
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    Be Alert !! (we need all the lerts we can get)
     
  14. big ed

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    OMG...yoo never met "Baked Bean Man"...aka big buck!

    Well....I have...an yore right! It hasn't exackly been a pleasure. Between the funny noises and fumes....not much to be pleased about!

    It's been a gas, Fumigated ed
     
  15. ThunderZ

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    hmmmmm.....sounds like if I ever do meet him, between me and my trusty ol` zippo we could have a real [GLOW=]"BANG-UP"[/GLOW] time.
     
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  18. ThunderZ

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    "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
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    My wife says I never listen to her........or something like that. :rolleyes:
     
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