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  1. ~*Nat*~

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    If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.

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    "Nobody is as powerful as we make them out to be."

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    Its never just a game when you're winning.

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    "A woman drove me to drink ... and I hadn't even the courtesy to thank her."
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    If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
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    "Fear is Temporary,
    Regret is Forever."

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    Life is too short for traffic.
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    I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. ~Rita Rudner


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    Skiing consists of wearing $3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and drink.
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    Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.
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    Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage.

    ~Ambrose Bierce

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    What makes it so plausible to assume that hypocrisy is the vice of vices is that integrity can indeed exist under the cover of all other vices except this one. Only crime and the criminal, it is true, confront us with the perplexity of radical evil; but only the hypocrite is really rotten to the core.

    ~Hannah Arendt

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    The Grand essentials of happiness are: something to do, something to love, and something to hope for.

    ~Allan K. Chalmers

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    The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing.

    ~Albert Einstein​
     
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    You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither! :rolleyes:
     
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