Discussion in 'ten-forward' started by <DreamCatcher>, Jan 30, 2006.
Yep...dogs are very special, sweater !
"The only thing that
separates man from animal
is our huge
brain and ego."
If you asked me to name the three scariest threats facing the human race, I would give the same answer that most people would: nuclear war, global warming and Windows. ~ Dave Barry
Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.
I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.
Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.
To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life.
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. ~Author Unknown
I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care.
I like beer. On occasion I will even drink a beer to celebrate a major event such as the fall of communism or the fact that our refrigerator is still working.
Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
I'm calling it a night. ~ me
I felt that Ronjor and Snowbound was doing an internet chat...like lovers in the net
I AV, therefore I am.-- Grumble
I don't AV, therefore I am not...-- Kerodo
This won't take long - did it ?
Speedy Gonzales http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e119/andysnaps/speedy.jpg
I yam...what I yam!!.....Olive Oyle's sweetie!!
I Post......therefore I'am........(I think)....
Cochise, Who am in Amsterdam...
Nice try Chise,
I spent 20 mins. reading your post til I got to the (I think) part.
Therein lies your downfall!
What's the # for 911 in Hamsterdam, Speed-reader ed
"A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling."
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. ~Abraham Lincoln
"The possession of knowledge does not kill the sense of wonder and mystery. There is always more mystery." ~Anais Nin
"I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?" ~ Jean Kerr
"Do you love me because I'm beautiful,
or am I am beautiful because you love me?" ~ Oscar Hammerstein,II
"What is a weed? A plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered." ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
Yes... because that's the way when they make love. First they fight, then when becomes horny they are noisy especially at night, then silence. Then kittens comes out...
"Why is it so?"
Julius Sumner Miller
Born 17th May 1909, Massachusetts, USA
Died of Leukemia 14th April 1987.
Separate names with a comma.