Favourite quotes?

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm.
Collette

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss it you will land among the stars.
Les Brown

Imagination is more important than knowledge.
Albert Einstein (Hi Ronjor!)

To the rationally minded the mental processes of the intuitive appear to work backwords. (LOL! Yep!)

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage.
Anais Nin

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom.
If you don't live it, it won't come out your horn.
Charlie Parker

Don't fear mistakes, there are none.
Miles Davis

It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing!
Benny Goodman

Whenever I have a choice between two evils, I always like to try
the one I haven't tried before. (LOL!)
Mae West
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"Pain or damage don't end the world, or despair or ****ing beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man and give some back." - Al Swearengen (Ian McShane) to A. W. Merrick (Jeffery Jones) in the "E. B. Was Left Out" episode of Deadwood after Merrick's newspaper was vandalized. Merrick was depressed and did not want to continue with the paper.

My favorite quote is in my signature.

 

~Dog Philosophy~


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The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
-Ann Landers

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
-Will Rogers

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
himself.
-Josh Billings


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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.
-M. Acklam

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
-Sigmund Freud

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
-Rita Rudner


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A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three
times before lying down.
-Robert Benchley

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have
known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
-James Thurber

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
-Unknown

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
-Anne Tyler

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein


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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
- Dave Barry

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your
pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret

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My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.


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“If cats could talk, they wouldn't.”

~ Nan Porter

 

“Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.”

(~ Mary Bly)

 

"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

-- Michael Caine in The Italian Job

 

“A stale mind is the devil's breadbox.”

~Mary Bly

 

“Everyone needs a dog to adore him, and a cat to bring him back to reality”

 

Yeah right!!! All the others lurk in 10F!!

 

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful,
we must carry it with us, or we find it not.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

"People with the name big ed that constantly hide and lurk in 10F's,
usually develop cataracts at the tender age of 101."

(~unknown)

 

Scandalous Quote:

I didn't write the "Sunday News"...I was just reporting it!

(anatymous)

 

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. ~Katherine Hepburn



snowbound

 

Hi,
A few of mine:

"When you have to shoot, shoot don't talk!" - Lee Wallach, in The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

"Next year this time we'll be millionaires!" - Dell Trotter, from Only Fools and Horses

"We all have our limitations, Freddy. Fortunately, I discovered that taste and style were commodities that people desired. Freddy, what I am saying is: know your limitations. You are a moron." - Michael Caine in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

From Lord of the Rings by J. R. R. Tolkien
Gandalf to Frodo about Gollum
Frodo: "It's a pity Bilbo didn't kill him when he had the chance."
Gandalf: "Pity? It was pity that stayed Bilbo's hand. Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment."

Mrk

 

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Very smart woman that Katherine...

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Thats a super idea!! What does one do when Wifey catches you?

Afeared in Anahiem, Just wonderin ed

 

If spiderman can do whatever a spider can....why doesnt he hide under the fridge when there's trouble?

Anticipation of death is worse than death itself.

 

When we hurt each other we should write it down in the sand, so the winds of forgiveness can make it go away for good.

When we help each other we should chisel it in stone, lest we never forget the love of a friend. ~ Christian H. Godefroy



snowbound

 

I feel safer on a racetrack than I do on Houston's freeways ~ A. J. Foyt.




snowbound

 

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STEVE McCROSKEY (Lloyd Bridges): "Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue."
AIRPLANE! Paramount, 1980

CAPT. JEFFREY T. SPAULDING (Groucho Marx): "One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know."
ANIMAL CRACKERS, Paramount, 1930

LT. COL. BILL KILGORE (Robert Duvall): "I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
APOCALYPSE NOW, United Artists, 1979

PRINCIPAL RICHARD VERNON (Paul Gleason): "Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns!"
THE BREAKFAST CLUB, Universal, 1985

LINDY CHAMBERLAIN (Meryl Streep): "The dingo took my baby!"
A CRY IN THE DARK, Warner Bros., 1988

MOUNTAIN MAN (Bill McKinney): "I bet you can squeal like a pig."
DELIVERANCE, Warner Bros., 1972

HARRY CALLAHAN (Clint Eastwood): "You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"
DIRTY HARRY, Warner Bros., 1971

 

Wow!!! What a quotes....

It looks like you are a dog lover...you have collected lots of dog foods... for us..

By the way according to the chinese astrology my animal sign is Dog and I'm glad we are so special on this dear planet. We are one of a kind.