Discussion in 'ten-forward' started by <DreamCatcher>, Jan 30, 2006.
"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."
Alexander Graham Bell
"What we've got here is failure to communicate."
Strother Martin from the movie "Cool Hand Luke"
I have never been hurt by anything I didn't say.
Calvin Coolidge (1872 - 1933)
He musta never forgot to tell his Wifey how lovely her hair looked after a trip to the Beauty Parlor!
Recovering nicely, Lumps ed
640K ought to be enough for anybody. - Bill Gates, 1981
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
Jules Renard (1864 - 1910)
" Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then."
~ Katharine Hepburn
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Dave Barry (1947 - )
Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true.
Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970)
"I don't believe in Mathematics." - Albert Einstein
“Do not worry about your problems with mathematics, I assure you mine are far greater.”
Einstein- (So he DOES believe in math now or not??)
"A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence”
Howard Eves (Been there - felt that! INformally, of course!)
“I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.”
Calvin Trillin (He spells his name wrong too!)
“Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different”
“What is algebra exactly; is it those three-cornered things?”
James Matthew Barrie
And the answer is.....YES! er NO!
Oh Marj...this one is too easy!
They're turnovers....I'm kinda partial to apple!
Loyal to the core, Crabby ed
You're all a bunch of Einsteins! ~me~
"If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts."
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Her virtue was that she said what she thought, her vice that what she thought didn't amount to much.
Peter Ustinov (1921 - 2004)
"One of these days, Alice. Bang! Zoom! To the moon!" ~ Jackie Gleason.
Stress is the confusion created when one's mind over-rides the body's basic desire to choke the life out of someone who desperately deserves it. .......author unknown (in the cleaned up version)
Nobody believes the official spokesman... but everybody trusts an unidentified source.
A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men.
Roald Dahl (1916 - 1990),
"No matter where you go ,There you are"
George Carlin date unknown
Kind words may be short... but their echoes are endless.
The heart of humanity
is found in the little known kindnesses
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