Don't 'bash' the toilet !

I didn't know about these fun commands until just now ...
(figlet and toilet packages would need to be installed).

You could add commands to ~/.bashrc file to say display a banner everytime the terminal is opened similar to this:-
echo 'echo "Welcome to"' >> ~/.bashrc
echo 'toilet -f mono12 -F metal Ubuntu' >> ~/.bashrc
Type toilet -F list to get a list of the available filters.
Type figlist to list figlet fonts and control files.

 

ROFTL

 

omg