Dog is lonely, please send him a message

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  1. eyes-open

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  2. Primrose

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    The mail man is in therapy again..:'(
     

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    Here's MY Love to you, dear dog !!

    Sorry it took so long, but those letters I wrote with much care and in a way that will make you not feel lonely anymore...:-* ;)

    ~Enjoy~ :)

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    You ARE enjoying them, right !!?? :eek: :isay:
     
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  6. Primrose

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    Where do pets come from?



    A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to "Where do pets come from?"

    Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us."

    And God said, I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves."

    And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.

    And it was a good animal.

    And God was pleased.

    And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail.

    And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal."

    And God said, " I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him
    DOG."


    And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them.

    And they were comforted.

    And God was pleased.

    And Dog was content and wagged his tail.

    After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well."

    And God said, I will create for them a companion who will be with them and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration."

    And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.


    And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.

    And Adam and Eve learned humility.

    And they were greatly improved.


    And God was pleased

    And Dog was happy.


    And Cat didn't give a darn one way or the other.


    :-*
     

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    OMG... this slupped all the way to the 3rd page!!

    Somebodys rump needed this BUMP!!

    Whither thou goest I will BUMP, Lumped
     
  11. eyes-open

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    Yuh...guess where he's heading.......
     

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    Ahoy Shaded one,

    Sounds like a wiener to mee! I'll include a couple of biscuits w/the burnt parts scraped off. Hot mustard too! A little dab'll do ya.

    Bored in Bremen, Mostly ed
     
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    Oh Yea..........Worry about that Dog personage......what about that Cochise personage??............nobody bothers to send him a message.........do you think he doesn't feel pain or hurt due to the fact that he is passed over??.....

    It's OK...don't feel guilty... he can live with it.....he's hard.....don't let it bother you that he cries into his pillow every night...causing his wife to have to learn to swim.............

    Cochise's friend.....
     
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    Oh....gimmie a break! Can you wag your tail w/your toungue hanging out whilst jumping up to catch a frisbee? Can you, w/o pads, play goalie and stop burnt biskets traveling at 100 mph? Can you....huh...can you?? How about keeping all the hydrants on your block spic an span?

    I thought not!

    Leave Wifey out of this.....recent studies show that daily bathing is a deterrent to having one's belly button lint igniting spontaneously.

    Oh bother, Pooh ed
     
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    Not bad Eddy......here in Britland we're expected to teach our dogs not only to stop burnt biscuits, but to join 2 together through the centre. Then, using only chewed and spun belly-button lint for string, pawmake a working model of a yo-yo.

     
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    Boy....I'm glad yoo cleared that up!! I allus wondered why Britland seemed to have an overabundance of Yo-Yo's.

    Now I knows the troot, Enlightened ed
     
  21. eyes-open

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    I was gonna turn this around - then I saw a clip of Big Brother 7

    I surrender.

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    Goodonya young e-o,

    Now that yoo've been turned to the lighter side yoo can be initiated into the re-surging "Hoorah Brigade" by doing what good dogs allus do. Just turn around three times, lie down, an whimper! Our head strategist Col. Primrose should be back from his foray to Michigan ASAP. After a slight miscalculation he will return to Myrtle Beach, SC via Mexico City. Maj Marj along w/her "Troopettes" has transferred from Camp Sasquatch back to our very own Camp Swampy. There is no particular training or experience required and the only oaths ever heard around here is at reveille or when things get SNAFUed, which is frequent!

    Listen up.....Parade Ground...fall in 0600 hrs

    Officer's Club...cocktails 0630 hrs (til Cricket Match)

    Pitch...Cricket Match (live ones) 1700 hrs

    Thats all yoo need to know for now!

    Welcome to the 4077th Very Light Brigade, Field Marshalled

    Ps....as there is no grass here yoo don't have to keep off anything!

    PPs...as we are "berifit" of recruits be careful that yoo don't step on anything pointy!
     
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    Welcome to the "Troopettes" of the "Hoorah Brigade" Pvt. Natty,

    You are eggsactly the type of recroot we're looking for. Ready to face enemy fire, unselfishly trunning yoreself on a gernade to perteck yore adored Commander, and occassionally tending bar at the Officers Club.

    Report to Maj Marj @ 0600 hrs at the Ladies Guild Hall where she is to give a demonstration on "How to man a machine gun nest whilst playing Canasta and sipping margaritas w/o spilling a drop". Young e-o, after cleaning the latrines, will be serving liver and grits w/a side of stewed tomatoes for your breakfast dining pleasure.

    Medals and Hoorahs for everbody at Cocktail Hour...0730, Generaly sober ed
     
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    Well...what can I say. Thanks, I feel honored....but, uh...I'm afraid to refuse this offer to join a bridge brigade. You see, I don't take orders very well. But I'd be happy to receive the medals, Cocktails...and anything else interesting.

    Sorry again, but I'd rather go bungee jumpin' !!*



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    *Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*





    *{After somebody offers me a million bucks :shifty: }



    Brave bungeejumpy in Belgrad, flippy Nat :ninja:
     
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