Dog is lonely, please send him a message

Fed..burped ..and bedded for the night...life is good.

 

G'day Mate..we have Roo Pooh up the Kazoo and you're in charge of collections.


http://www.abc.net.au/tv/btn/stories/s1312783.htm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4266857.stm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/animals/newsid_3551000/3551452.stm



http://www.thegreataussietuckerbox.com/prod326.htm

 

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LOL ... That's really good BB Except I'd actually stop the burnt bisket

 

Is this thread stiiiiiilllllll going [BUMP], oh really good to see

How's your message box going there puppy? ? ?

 

It is Customary to never go to work...on a full stomach of burnt biskets when the visiting team brings their dirty laundry to the rink..

Keep your stick on the ice

 

But for how long......?

 

Hah, I'd recognise that heinie anywhere....gotta be big buckie in drag. If 'Baked Bean Man' recently consumed some of his specialties that l'il puppy is doomed......either way!!

Dogged in Deluth, Dreary ed

 

Well Woofer,

If those shots get any higher you had better start stopping them. I think you left your cup in the dressing room. There will be no more puppies for you!!

Got my legs crossed in Case, Oh Oh ed

 

Good work dog ..First Person Shooter be doomed without a Pinky Demon. Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus...but there is no cheating the dog at Wilders.


http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/mov_doom.htm

 

LOL

My leash is only so long.

 

Ooh my - almost slipped to page 3 so back from the pound! Hmm...on second thoughts, perhaps we'd better send him back? Ah, a better idea - auction him on Ebay!

 

Paranoid ! You are a HERO in my eyes !!



There's nothing more touching than someone rescuing one or many creatures...!!!!

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Wow, I never realised Humphrey the Humping Dog could have such an effect on people...

 

You have no idea...

Dogs are very talented !

Did YOU teach him that bumping humping trick !??
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Dear Dog - Are you lonesome tonight or just raiding the fridge?

Are you lonesome tonight, does your tummy feel tight?

Did you bring your Mylanta and Tums?

Does your memory stray, to that bright sunny day...

When you had all your teeth and your gums?

Is your hairline receding? Are your eyes growing dim?

Hysterectomy for her and it's prostate for him.

Does your back give you pain... do your knees predict rain?

Tell me dog, are you lonesome tonight?

Is your blood pressure up, your good cholesterol down?

Are you eating your low fat cuisine?

All that oat bran and fruit, Metamucil to boot,

keeps you like a well oiled machine.

If it's football or baseball... he sure knows the score.

It's beer, popcorn, pretzels and more.

So, your gall bladder's gone. But his gout lingers on.

Tell me dog, are you lonesome tonight?

When you're hungry, he's not, when you're cold, then he's hot.

Then you start that old thermostat war.

When you turn out the light, he goes left, you go right.

Then you get his great symphonic snore.

He was once so romantic, and witty and smart.

he turn out to be such a cranky old dog?

So don't take any bets, this is as good as it gets.

my dear dog, are you lonesome tonight?

 

Time for walkies

http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3457120a4560,00.html

 

I am drinking that pepsi as fast as I can dog..maybe next week if the bad boss gives me a raise

 

Wake up dog.. that SBD will set off the Smoke Alarm any minute now and I ain't taking the rap again.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4400652.stm

 

LOL ... Pet Radio - What's Next? ... they already have dog cell phones.

 

How about the most scientifically advanced life form yet created----

[MOVE]"Yo quiero taco bell"[/MOVE]

 

Next you have VOIP for Dogs


http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/story/0,3604,1607215,00.html

 

Time for your annual checkup at the Vet. This ain't gonna hurt one bit!

 

He will learn

 

Call of the Wild