Dog is lonely, please send him a message

BURP..with Moderation.

 

This one is, indeed for DOG!

 

You don't need Super Heros ...never underestimate the power of the Dog

 

Beautiful Pic

 

Are we driving this thread too fast for you these days

 

Dog is happy

 

Dogs cousin, Barnacle Bill
http://www.dogsrunfree.com/funny_dog_pics/oldsalt.jpg

 

always on guard duty......

 

I BUMPED into this little item. Do you ever feel wiped Woofer?

Shepherding in Pomerania, big ed

 

He is still dealing with that Moderation Party thread thingie

 

no no not the dog

 

Hmmm...well in the interest of taking a hopelessly-irrelevant thread off-topic I am now going to speculate on Dog's likely best anti-virus solution (though I suspect fleas and worms would be his first real concern...).

Katpersky would obviously be a no-go due to conflicts.
Dr. Web lacks veterinarian experience.
"Gnaw"ton just takes too much "bite" out of a system.
F-Prot spends all its time Frisking.
NOD32 requires too much head-shaking effort, NOD3 or NOD4 is the best he could handle.
Which leaves the most likely contender *drum roll* - BitchDefender!

 

If he hasn't already subscribed to 'BitchDefender' it may be too late!!

Scooping in Salena, big sid

 

Dogs go woof over puppy love motel

http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3394243a4560,00.html


The room can be rented for two hours at a time, and pets can watch movies or listen to romantic music to get them in the mood.


"The owner has to know what kind of DVD will excite his or her dog,"

 

I think the thought of 'romance' is making him a bit ...err...nervous. Or maybe he just drank too much ?

http://img287.imageshack.us/img287/8079/toiletdog7og.jpg

 

Neither... I think he lost his girlfriend down there again.

 

What a ....

Well....after he finds her again, he better make it up by doing the dishes this time ! Hmpf!

http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/7237/image0085ba.jpg

 

Oh dear, time to dig this thread out of the doghouse again. Wake up Mutley!

 

I'm afraid this fine Friday night, he went a little overboard partying...


http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/9766/headache6vg.jpg

 

Hey Dog...how long are you gonna be lonely? Been too long already!

 

Rottie on the tuckerbox
From:
September 02, 2005

A LOYAL rottweiler is re-enacting the legend of the dog on the tuckerbox - in outback Australia.

The dog has stayed on a water tank for six weeks at a highway rest stop, 150km south of Alice Springs.
Resident Henni Zwerwer said he appears to have been dumped and is awaiting his owner's return.

"He'll accept food from people but he won't actually get in the car," Ms Zwerwer said.


The dog on the tuckerbox legend was born around the 1850s near Gundagai when bullockies got bogged and the dog would sit guarding the tuckerbox.(food box )

The Dog on the Tuckerbox
http://www.pcug.org.au/~stmcdona/tuckrbox.html

 

Dog training for husbands
From: From correspondents in London
September 02, 2005

THE BBC has apologised over a show which tells women how to train their husbands like dogs.

Viewers said the program, Bring Your Husband To Heel, was "sexist, offensive and degrading".
The corporation's website has been besieged by complaints, with one saying: "If this was a woman being trained as a dog, the program would not have been aired."

Other viewers described the show, which features animal trainer Annie Clayton, as "grossly insulting" and "scandalous drivel".


BBC's 'Bring Your Husband to Heel' TV show draws heavy criticism
"Bring Your Husband to Heel" -- based on the premise that men share 85 percent of their DNA with dogs -- uses hidden cameras to record the training sessions. The men believe they are taking part in a documentary about relationship roles.Bring Your Husband to Heel
Dog trainer Annie Clayton brings her canine discipline techniques to bear on a man who spends more time in front of his computer than he does with his family.


http://www.realitytvworld.com/index/articles/story.php?s=1004422



Bring Your Husband to Heel


We are looking for fun couples to take part in
a new programme for BBC2

Do you love your man to bits but are being driven round the bend with his annoying little habits?
Does he hog the remote control?
Does he always leave the toilet seat up?
Does his dirty washing live on the carpet?

If this sounds familiar get in touch now



**VERY IMPORTANT - IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN TAKING PART, PLEASE KEEP THIS A SECRET FROM YOUR PARTNER FOR THE TIME BEING**



Brand new series where top dog trainer Annie Clayton helps the desperate housewives of Britain to train their husbands for the better, using dog training techniques. Over the series Annie will cover a variety of husband problems, including household slackers, computer addicts and some who are just plain useless.





Fact is, all the "trainer" does is teach the wife that positive reinforcement and patience delivers positive results. Works with people of all ages, not just dogs.


but they also have going now...

Competitive Housewives



Competitive Housewives is a fun, light hearted programme which aims to transform Britain's hopeless housewives into domestic goddesses. This isn't just about cleaning, but about organising the home, entertaining, gardening, interior design and much more…
We are looking for self confessed hopeless housewives to be mentored by our celebrity presenter. Maybe you have recently left full-time work and had previously employed a cleaner or shared the chores? Maybe you just can't find the time, your kids keep you too busy or you've just got better things to do? Perhaps you've just never been taught by anyone how things should be done? Maybe you know someone else who fits this description?

You must be a full-time housewife under the age of 50. We look forward to hearing from fun, feisty, enthusiastic ladies!


If you are interested in taking part in this programme,
phone: 020 7013 4560
email: ********@rdfmedia.com

http://www.bbc.co.uk/whatson/beonashow/shows/housewives.shtml

 

I thought "dog" was beyond any help at all let alone training.

 

And I always thought, 'dog' was a grateful one, for whatever and anything.....




http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/8349/iflookscouldkill1ds.jpg

( The If Looks Could Kill - Look )​

 

I don't think you or I have to worry about training..we have other outlets.