Computer problem report

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  1. ronjor

    ronjor Global Moderator

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    Computer problem report

    Computer Problem Report Form

    1. Describe your problem:
    ________________________________
    ________________________________

    2. Now, describe the problem
    accurately:
    ________________________________
    ________________________________

    3. Speculate wildly about the cause
    of the problem:
    ________________________________
    ________________________________

    4. Problem Severity:
    A. Minor __
    B. Minor __
    C. Minor __
    D. Trivial __

    5. Nature of the problem:
    A. Locked Up __
    B. Frozen __
    C. Hung __
    D. Strange Smell __

    6. Is your computer plugged in?
    Yes __
    No __

    7. Is it turned on?
    Yes __
    No __

    8. Have you tried to fix it yourself?
    Yes __
    No __

    9. Have you made it worse?
    Yes __

    10. Have you had a friend who knows
    all about computers. Try to fix it
    for you?

    Yes __ No __

    11. Did they make it even worse?

    Yes __

    12. Have you read the manual?

    Yes __ No __

    13. Are you sure you've read the manual?

    Maybe __ No __

    14. Are you absolutely you've
    read the manual?

    No __

    15. If you read the manual, do you think
    you understood it?

    Yes __ No __

    16. If Yes, then explain why you can't
    fix the problem yourself.

    ________________________________
    ________________________________

    17. What were you doing with your computer
    at the time the problem occurred?

    ________________________________
    ________________________________

    l8. If you answered nothing, then explain
    why you were logged in?
    ________________________________
    ________________________________

    l9. Are you sure you aren't imagining
    the problem?

    Yes __ No __

    20. Does the clock on your home VCR blink
    12:00?

    Yes __ What's a VCR? __

    21. Do you have a copy of PCs for Dummies?

    Yes __ No __

    22. Do you have any independent witnesses
    to the problem?

    Yes __ No __

    23. Do you have any electronics products
    that DO work?

    Yes __ No __

    24. Is there anyone else you could blame
    this problem on?

    Yes __ No __

    25. Have you given the machine a good whack
    on the top?

    Yes __ No __

    26. Is the machine on fire?

    Yes __ Not Yet __
     
  2. Rita

    Rita Infrequent Poster

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    funny--funny-funny lol
    :D :D :D
     
  3. bigc73542

    bigc73542 Retired Moderator

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    That sounds like the support for my digital camera. :D
     
  4. gerardwil

    gerardwil Registered Member

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    Always a solution
     
  5. ronjor

    ronjor Global Moderator

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    :D :D :D
     
  6. Marja

    Marja Honestly, I'm not a bot!!

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    Ahhhh, man....2funny!! :D :D :D

    I stole it.... :ninja:
     
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    dog Guest

    LOL ... Good one Ron! ;) :D
     
  10. Shae

    Shae Registered Member

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    Isn't it fun fixing computer troubles.... :D
     

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  11. Peaches4U

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    good one - :D :D :D
     
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