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  1. Rita

    Rita Infrequent Poster

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    FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites

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    FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog

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    FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog

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    GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free

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    FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat been out awhile.. Better be reward.

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    COWS, CALVES, NEVER BRED... Also 1 gay bull for sale.

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    NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby

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    GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.

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    NICE PARACHUTE: Never opened used once

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    JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300

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    FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything.
     
  2. nadirah

    nadirah Registered Member

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    bigc73542 Retired Moderator

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    makes you want to buy something doesn't it? ;)
     
  4. Jimbob1989

    Jimbob1989 Registered Member

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    Oh lord, how did my advert end up here... :eek:
     
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