Discussion in 'ten-forward' started by snowbound, Jul 13, 2005.
Of Cricket, that is,
Congrats to the team.
Say wot!! I didn't know they had a Soccer Tournament for bugs. I learn sumpin new every day. GO CANADA!!!!!
I double that!! GO CANADA GO !!
There you go dagolag,
Stick with me and you are sure to get in trouble. Some Canadians get a little testy when poked from the lower 48!
I'd be one.
Maybe we'll annex Alaska. Think anyone would notice?
Nah! Well, maybe the Alaskaneese. Wait!! I think there may be a drop or two of oil left. Heck, we've gone to War for a lot less than that. Better wait a week or two til we suck it dry.
Armed with teeth, big ed
Bring your cricket team and we'll play for the rights.
Most wickets gets what's left.
Hey....nice play on words......'play for the rights'.....'gets whats left'.....aren't wickets what you put in a lamp to suck up some of the oil so it can be lit? But I digress. I know that down in some of our Southern States they have crickets that would put some of your 'Calgary Stampede' critters to shame. Besides what is the ruling on sticky wickets?
Pinetarring up the bats, big ed
It wasn't intentional, honest...
(getting the pitch ready)
Ok, I can take a hint. I thought that tar and feathers were no longer politically correct! I guess I could rustle up a Cricket team made up of idle Hockey players......(Don't tell me it's over because Yogi ain't said it yet)...Whilst your little girly men are breaking for tea and crumpets my guys will be practicing their slashing, boarding, and general mayhem as they daintily sip their Crown Royal w/a Molson chaser. Predicted score should be about 834 to 3.
Play on, big ed
Hope the Canadians don't play against the Australians. They are in there best form for many years now. The sad thing about the Australian cricket team is that they are arrogant at most times. But I must admit, they are one of the finest teams for awhile and afew more years to go.
I wish the Canadians would just flog the crap out of the Aussies. Oooppps..... wait, the aussies might start sledging (which means veral abuse will start on the field). The Australian team have done that in the past when they were losing a match, which doesn't happen very often. Let me know if the Australians play against the Canadians, I'll have a word or two with Ricky Ponting to behave.....
I am an Australian, but I have more character and if you lose... you lose. No harm. There can only be winners all aound.
Congratulation the Canadian Cricket team. Kick ass guys. I will be looking out for you to rise to the Finals
Now just 1 minute!! Before the 'Allouettes' play anyone else they are committed to playing a Test against my ill mannered and equipped gaggle of misfits. The US of A Sec of Agriculture has declared that the ban on the shipment of bovine critters will be lifted next week so our Northern Pals won't have to use the back roads to get here. I have every confidence that we shall prevail as I have modeled my tactics closely to those of the 'Lions' Rugby Team that showed 'The All Blacks' a thing or six. The Lions scored a whopping 40+ points against the All Blacks 240+. Even though they were hammered in all 3 matches the Lions mgr. declared the trip a success...Huh!
As far as winning and losing goes....get serious!!! The term 'Fan' is short for 'Fanatic' and if recent events are any indication...when you win...pillage and burn.....when you lose.....ditto!!
Play on, big ed
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