Bork

Hey Beej....forget all that stuff!! It's Saturday morning an the cartoons are on. I'm watchin Borky Pig as I speek!

Borked Parked in front of the TV, Contented ed

 

Edsty my love!

Tell Miss Piggy not to flikk her hair too much. It causes hairloss & men don't like that !!!


Have fun big boy !!

EDIT: I think there's a new cartoon out, ...about the muppets, right




Concerned in Crunchnosia, porkychip Nat

 

Ed, iv you really had a code id your dose, you woulda said "Borky Big" !

 

I hope the cartoons are good today big ed

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Perhaps so, but I'm almost certain that Borky Big never met Miss Biggy !

 

Must be a "Ghost" cartoon. The TV's floating.

 

It's Bork TV

 

He's watching the cartoon version of "Haunted" !

 

No it is a scarry Scooby Doo

 

Did he get these "scars" from a pit-bull or from another Scooby dog ?

 

He could be watching Borky Pig also

 

I understand!!

Understating in Staten Island, ed​

 

You're correct hugec,

"CBC" .... The Canadoodian Bork Corp!! They also run Hockey (Burnt Bisket) Nite on Saturdays. Defenseman Ray Bork (Eng. Trans.) was a pretty fair player!

I report...nuf said, Slapshot ed

 

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Guys...I'm kinda in a hurry!

Which one of you sweethearts want to go ride with me on "Wild Wind" to the movies to see "The Day The Muppet's World Stood Still"!!!

It's supposed to be about Miss Piggy finally convining Kermit the froggie to MARRY HER !!! YESSSSSSS!!!

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*Sigh*...it's gonna be sooo romantic... http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/105.gif​

 

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from McCall's Magazine


Miss Piggy's Secret Wedding Plans



Will the year's most eagerly awaited marriage really take place? Is it time, at last, to hear the organ play "Here Comes the Pig"?



The hottest rumor in the tabloids these days concerns a possible marriage between the world's favorite pig and her reluctant frog. Will Miss Piggy finally become a Mrs? (Or, in the manner of many modern women, a Ms. Piggy-Frog?) While the lady has played hard to get, feigning a romantic interest in every new leading man, she has been heard to mutter to friends, "Kermit will marry me -- or croak!" Is America's most voluptuous sex symbol really ready to give up her glamorous life for the humbler pleasures of domestic bliss? Some of the answer will be found in her new movie, The Muppets Take Manhattan, which will be opening next month. For an advance peek at this romantic event, Mary Ann O'Roark called on the expectant bride, who talked with startling frankness -- and rare sensitivity -- about the new direction she expects her life to take.



McCall's



Miss Piggy, gossips are abuzz with the news that you and Kermit will soon be frog and wife. Is there any truth to these rumors?



Piggy



Speaking for moiself and Kermie, I can only say that we are both terribly happy. After all, Kermie has been desperately urging moi to marry him for eons.



McCall's



You're one of the great romantic heroines of our time, Miss Piggy. Tell us, what is this thing called love?



Piggy



You have come to the right pig for the answer to that one. Love is simply moi's life. Love means caring for that special someone so much that you give him the last spoonful of hot fudge on your sundae. Love means his loving you so much that he refuses to accept it.



McCall's



Kermit himself, however, has been denying that you're getting married.



Piggy



Kermie has only been denying our impending nuptials because he is a very shy, private frog. But there was always an understanding between us. He understood that I wanted to get married. Period.



McCall's



Tell us more about your relationship with Kermit.



Piggy



What can moi say? Throughout history, there have been Great Couples -- Adam and Eve, Antony and Cleopatra, Romeo and Juliet, Jekyll and Hyde. Kermie and I are such a couple. We were born to be together.



McCall's



But don't you think it's possible for a couple to be together too much? What has it been like to work daily with the frog you love?



Piggy



Kermie and I have always had an incredibly smooth working relationship. He listens to moi about everything. Of course, there have been teensy problems. But I've always been a great believer in compromise. I believe, and Kermie compromises.



McCall's



Your career has obviously been very important to you, Miss Piggy. But do you think that a woman must marry to be truly fulfilled?



Piggy



Moiself has always gained great fulfillment from eating three seven-course meals a day, plus I always have little snackies around just in case. True, I have noticed an extra degree of fulfillment in myself recently... particularly when I try to get into my lavender evening gown.



McCall's



These days, many couples live together instead of getting married. Can you imagine yuourself in such an arrangement?



Piggy



Although I feel that a trial period before marriage is better than a divorce trial after marriage, I am basically an old-fashioned woman at heart. I believe in commitment, fidelity -- and joint checking accounts.



McCall's



Miss Piggy, do you think that women today are more aggressive in the bedroom?



Piggy



Moi should hope not! I keep my most fragile knickknacks in my boudoir -- my priceless collection of little glass animals, lots of extremely breakable lamps, a porcelain statuette of June Havoc (one of my favorite stars). If one tried to be aggressive in my bedroom, it could wreck Havoc -- not to mention everything else.



McCall's



That wasn't exactly what we meant, Miss Piggy. Now how can we put this more delicately?



Piggy



Hold it right there, sister. Moi is not one to launder delicate washables in publique! Miss Piggy does not kissy-kissy and tell!



McCall's



Let's change the subject. Do you have any tips on how to get along with in-laws?



Piggy



Moi has always believed it is safest to treat in-laws like outlaws who have broken into your famille. Of course, moi's natural tact, breeding and charm usually take care of any difficulties that arise with Kermie's relatives. But the fact that I am a good deal largeur than they doesn't hurt either.



McCall's



Do you see yourself as the domestic type? Can you cook, for example?



Piggy



Can moi cook? Kermie has always said that you cannot live after tasting moi's famous bleu-on-bleu cookery. I always say, of course, that a well-equipped kitchen is the first step to a well-fed frog, so I start out with the best cooking tools available. Right now, for example, I have seventeen assorted can openers in my kitchen -- each for a separate task. Some are electric, for those hearty cans of spaghetti and meatballs. But to open more delicate foods, like tinned truffles, I use only the most delicate of my manual openers. Or sometimes I just chomp right in with my teeth.



McCall's



Miss Piggy, for your wedding, are you planning to wear something old, new, borrowed and blue?



Piggy



Yes. Moi will wear a new, perfectly cut, four-carat blue-white diamond. In an antique setting.



McCall's



That takes care of old, new and blue. What about borrowed?



Piggy



Wear something used at moi's wedding? Not likely.



McCall's



Just one more question, Miss Piggy. After you're married, do you expect your relationship with Kermit to change?



Piggy



Not at all. Kermie and I will always be completely compatible, as long as he knows that I know what's good for him.

 

How beautiful, bigc....

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"Queueing for tickets meant coming prepared - but Nat had a friend who'd stake his claim & wait........."

 

Oddly the crowds had begun to thin.....

 

Haha!




Well ...

I think it's time! Time to make a choice!!

Between precious ME or those borked beans made in Hollywood !!



Eddy...hey you blown-up cowboy !!



Look me in the eyess.......deeply into theeseee eyeessssss.......


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Under the moonlight without a point of return, luving batty Nat

 

Oh Crikey....It's the "look me in the eye" gambit agin!!

Well...after moseying up to the Chuck Wagon for a 3rd helpin of beans I'm jest sittin heer by the wireless lissnin too me favrite toons. Theys a-playin Bill Haley an the Muppets .....Rock Around The Bork! Them wuz tha daze!!

Broke me back fallin off tha Mt., Wrangler ed

 

Ain't it bloomin' marvellous - the roar of the greasepaint, the smell of the crowd & nutty (and it seems more than a tad fickle) Natty chucks me over ........and slaps a ban on the bean.

Well that's enough of cute & cuddly dinoboyhttp://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e119/andysnaps/dino.gif Good boys come last......it's time to go all Wuthering Heights & get me some dark & brooding Heathcliff like qualities. So if you're the nervous type, loosen your stays first, then check out the new dark look.

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How far am I willing to go ? - well one wrong move and the smiley gets it......http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e119/andysnaps/chain.gifhttp://smileys.sur-la-toile.com/repository/Grands_Smileys/dinosaure-t-rex.gif

Ooer - this darkside is quite intoxicating

I think I'm ready for that happy muppet couple now - wouldya like fries with them that ? Oops my bad...hehe
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(The creation of this thread was overseen by the National Council for the Welfare of Smileys)

 

...Nuts...definitely nuts them folks around here...I say...

 

Well..hello there eyes-open....Andy...http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/5.gif

I'm glad you came to your senses and finally tossed that cute dino costume, which is meant for boys 6 - 12, and wear something REAL !
But ...then again...I have no clue how old or young you are.

Oh well....nice Avatar!!

And "welcome" to the darkside ~ it sure IS intoxicating...~Whoa...I'm dizzy. Must be Andy's new style...

Oh and did you know, that ever since I was little I had a crush on The Countfrom Sesamestreet ....That's how it started all...!


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"Have you been Borked today already?"
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Not me, *yuck*