bigbuck Happy Birthday !

............

 

Aaaah...now thats really soothing!! It compliments the toothpaste you gave me a couple of threads ago! What would I do w/o you?......(I can think of 536 things to do to you!!)

Conspiring in Casper, Cool as a cucumber ed

Ps....Primmy....help!!!

PPs...Oh..just to keep this on topic....Happy B'day Beaner

 

Burma Bump


The monkey took
One look at Jim
And threw the peanuts
Back at him
He needed
Burma-Shave

http://www.fiftiesweb.com/burma4.htm

Quack in Bob..Bump and Grind..Use your Burma-Shave..All the Time.

 

Birthday Party Tea Time with Beans on Toast.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,16758734-13762,00.html

One lump or Two Buckie ?

 

Great find Primmy,

A fitting bash for the B'day boy!

Don't forget to wash your hands before, during and after the big celebration!!

Meanwhile I'll be standing by w/a mallet just in case Beckie requires extra lumps!

Emulating John Henry in Reading, Pile Driver ed

 

Surely this has to be a typo: what you meant was '...extra Bumps!', right?

 

Aaaah Slammer me lad,

Bumps...lumps...where does it end!!!!

While I don't always say what I mean or mean what I say....it's pretty clear that applying a mallet to Bluckies noggin will result in Bumpy lumps or vicy versa. Merriam Webster and I went to different schools together, and even though we dated briefly, she informed me that I was semi-correct.

Dictionating in Dresden, Dicky ed

Ps....You could even say that Buckbean got 'slammed'!!

 

Heh heh!
You're welcome, anytime


(Wonder what is keeping the Buckster...the longer it takes for any sign of response, the more I start to worry....he's not baking beans again, is he?
[MOVE] GIMME SHELTER PLEASE!!![/MOVE]



P.S. Oh, and by the way:............. ~B U M P~

 

Slamma jamma....rickity rack....bumpity rumpity....snickity snack!!!

Big Becky's B'day bash is back on track!!

Poltergiesting in Prince Edward Isl., I'm so pretty ed

 

The more you Snack,
the bigger the ~BUMP~,
when the Monkey Man comes running
and breaks your Back !

Oh! Look at your poor Rump !
And the bigger the Lump,
the best it feels
when he finally shows off
his high sexy heels !!

(Where's that cute pic of him ?!!)

http://www.animationlibrary.com/Animation11/Animals/Primates_and_Monkeys/Gorilla_power.gif









http://bestsmileys.com/lol/22.gif <---'Baked Bean Man'

 

Shake..shake...shake..those monkey beans

http://lists.ibiblio.org/pipermail/monkeywire/2001-November/000151.html

 

Foresooth me lads and ladettes,

To bean or not to bean.....that is the question! When Romeo fell off the balcony whilst trying to fleece Juliet's flounce he was firmly fingered as the fine filly's fiancee. Finally, Figaro (from The Barber in DeVille) frantically fried fresh fish to compliment the fritters for the feast. Finiculi and Finicula, Figaro's fiesty sisters, foisted freshly frozen fowl fingers frequently found finely filleted upon fifty or fiftyfive friends.

Baked Bean Man's Ompah band was on hand for the festivities. No instruments ....just lots of Oompahs!

Whirling in Dirvishville, Tasmaniac ed

 

Looking for a Brithday Mate..

http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3432521a4560,00.html

 

Now that makes me feel really good Prim!

 

No more smoking butts for that gal A few smooth moves on the dance floor under a candle lite Brithday Bash..she just might make your day.
You have to open the right Doors..


http://www.lyricsfreak.com/d/doors,-the/42652.html

 

Well Primnose,

I doubt that the B'day Boy needs to panic. As he usually has at least 6 or 15 pints before getting enough courage to venture onto the dance floor all he has to do is relax and let nature douse the blaze.

Extinguishing in Crotch City, Specimen ed

 

Big Buck's Saturday Birthday Reunion




Songs and Dance
http://www.younghouse.com/littleredmonkey.htm

Visits and Facts ( find the Secret Link !)
http://www.elephantfacts.co.uk/index.htm

Hide and Seek to find Cochise ( Big Ed and the Bobbleheads )
http://www.nerdherd.com/cw/ivon/pamstorybook.htm

 

Oh well there's Becky on my left and there's Maj Marg on my right

And Wifey is the girl that I'll be with tonite

And when she asks me which one I love the best

I tear open my shirt I got Eddie on my chest

cause I'm the wanderer...yeah the wanderer

I roam around...around

Lost in the fog in Fayetteville, Go figure ed

 

Vodka Martinis served on the Veranda at 7..I'll bring the onions..dress is casual.


Onion-addicted Monkeys on Strike
24 March 2005



Monkeys at a village zoo in Omsk, Russia, are on a hunger strike after their keepers failed to satisfy their addiction to onions.

The little beasts are sitting in their monkey house, sulking, and refusing to eat the bananas, kiwi fruit and papayas prepared for them.

Three Hamadryad monkeys are the hardline strike leaders. The other monkeys, afraid to be singled out as scabs, follow their lead. Zoo keepers started giving onions to the monkeys in the middle of winter to try to stop them coming down with colds and flu, and now the animals are hooked.

 

Yumpin yimminy Primmy,

Cripes....first it was 'Baked Bean Man' attacking from the rear and now he's added more fumes to his arsenal so you can't sneak up on him from the front! So thats why the 'Hoorah Brigade is history!!!!

Nowhere to hide in Hiltonhead, Gasping ed

 

He is out earning peanuts for his next birthday gala.

Painting Is Monkey Business
http://www.abc.net.au/tv/btn/stories/s1397826.htm

 

To quote the famous Australian Art Critic, Blackspear.....

https://www.wilderssecurity.com/showthread.php?t=57592&page=2&highlight=blowfly

 

Nice try B'day Boy!!!

I try to avoid that thread when at all possible. There's not enough coffee, paper towels, or cups available for replentishment.

Using my inflater in the Windy City, Smilin ed

 

This should not discourage you. We know you studied under the Great Masters..
http://www.himonkey.net/adventures/chicago/aic/picasso/index.html

And you discovered the Great Pumpkin Patch before Snoppy even had his first birthday.
http://www.himonkey.net/holiday/halloween/index.html

Carving Pumpkins runs in your Family since time began..
http://www.new-mind.com/Library/monkeypumpkin.htm

http://www.himonkey.net/index2.html

There are no free rides without Big Bucks..
http://www.whirlin.com/monkmay.html

And Blackspear is still in Therapy after his 9000th session..
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,16865944-13762,00.html

It's a cruel world out there..but somebody has to do it..

Happy B'day

 

Jury Dooty is just a temporary set back.. The JAG is currently viewing the tapes on burnt bisket vs. Hockey Puck..so should get a call soon to turn in your mileage expense and per diem.