bigbuck Happy Birthday !

Woo hoo...Primmydonna,

Great find!! I have immersed meself into the project and am orderin a case of "Washlets" to be given out as door prizes at the B'day Bash to the first 100 people hoo arrive by, or in, a thong. There will be a thing-along later. Hi-speed transportation will be provided on site so's everbody can wiz from one place to anudder!

Crankin up the volume w/Tris Speaker, Wizzerd of Id ed

 

We are going to need some more seafood ..no Wan can Cook like Ted but he dated the littlest mermaid too long and forgot to fill his tank. He is flushed with excitement..so I promised him front row seat when Ken finishes the wok-a- thong.

I will be in Greenville for the next week mending my nets..and hope you can sort it all out.

 

Yup...I hear ya Prim~n~Proper,

As they keep the nets mended here at the "Home" I rarely get to escape the grounds. Those guards are like Barracudas.

Using Tidy-Bowl in Flushing, Cornered ed

 

Ken might not make it to the Bash this year..he was caught running without his lights on after dark.. but Smokey only gave him a warning


http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,18691444-13762,00.html

 

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Unbelievable how thoughtful bbuck's wife is.
As one of his b-day gifts, she got him a biiiiig tube of toothpaste made
with pure bleach ! ~~~
And look at his Smile NOW !!

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White as fresh fallen snow ! No wonder bb gave wife nice flowers as a 'thank you'. How romantic *sigh*.​

 

Too arms mes amis and amiguettes!

It is butt a mere tree Months till Bucky's B'day Bash an we ain't even got the beans to soaking. We needs to git cracking cause one of the bands I lined up has a bean clause in their contract!

No if's, and's, or butt's, Smelly ed

 

Awwwww...looky what I found.

A baby pic of bb. Wasn't he cute ??


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Aaaah....good onya Natoodle,

Big Beckie's rump was in need of a bump!!

Ironing my Tux for the big nite, Rumpled ed

 

Look Eddy !!

Your bestest b-day bud, bb, when he was first born. http://img278.imageshack.us/img278/3282/mushy5ja.gif



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Born in Burma, Nat

 

URP!!

Lovin dem beans, Wyatt ed

 

Hey Beckie,

Just thought I'd give you a little BONK..err..BUMP!

We plan to dig up Ralph Edwards so's we can do a "This Was Your Life" at your B'day Bash. We'll try to be gentle but there is a plenitude of material.

Gathering witnesses from everywhere, Groping ed

Ps...Just for starters...Before you were awarded your present title "Baked Bean Man" we'll journey to the early days when you started out as "Poop Boy"

 

Hey Ed! Like this little entry I put in the photoshop contest?
http://photoshopcontest.com/view-entry/99293/pardon-me.html

 

Hey! I like it...I looked at quite a few other entries and your's is by far the goodest. You went and defied your own sig. I dig the title too!

Ps....Why was I not surprised by your theme?

 

Hey bb !!
You hereby have made most guys happy. Entertainment for men, as it should be !! There's really nothing better to make a man laugh !! Congratulations !!!



Voyering with nose tightly closed, teary-eyed Nat *phew*

 

Alors Mates and Matettes,

I hope everones made their reservations for the B'day Bash that's a mere 2 Months from ....... NOW!

It's gonna be the big "40" for the big fella w/the extry notches in his belt, receding hairline, bi-focals, and bushy ear hair.

For those of yoo who haven't booked yet......Dano is our bean counter!

Intelligently designing in Darwin, Dior ed

 

Do us Brits get a group rate - we've got our own Society ?


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All such requests for "Grope Rates" are being handled by Natty! The company yoo keep is yore own bidness.

Socializing only w/socialites, So...so ed

 

Playing with fire here Eddy
Still ........it's a great excuse to reprint the image below.

Taken I believe, shortly after smashing her own inter-office - Xmas Party 'Rate of Groping' record.

As you'll recall Health & Safety were asked to step in - luckily they acted with restraint....... I believe Natty has since gone on to have most of her furniture redesigned upon the same principle.

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In order to keep Buckie's expenses down to a minimum, my accountant has advised me never to keep company.
So now I use it once and return it with the labels still on.​

 

Ah...my young e-o,

It's as plain to see, as the egg on yore face, that yoo earned yore B.S. in B. S. at the "Eduardo & Buckerino Unavarcity" of higher lernin. Under the tootleage of Prof. "Baked Bean Man" you have far exceeded the outputt of any other gradooate. Even Chise has to lift his left leg to acheeve any velocity in his outputt.

We're testin a new batch of "Bucky's Beans" by addin some stinky unyuns and a couple of hollowpeenyas. We figger these will go a long way in giving consoomers the runs for their money!

Nattie's been having trouble replying to my flattering posts. I guess she's been tied up a lot lately!

To bee or knot to bee, B. S...itter ed

 

Your right, Eddy.
And I'm darn good with my rope....

Come here you...!!

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Catching my prey with passion, catchy Nat

 

Geez Nattie,

I ain't seen anybuddy "Rope-a-Dope" as gud as yoo since Moohammed Ali!

Hiding ahind Sneezy, Doped ed

Ps...mebee yoo cud rope a couple sides of beef for the upcoming bash when BB's Qued!

 

SO! THAT's what happened to Barbie!?!?!

Amnesia by "Bouncing BBQ Shrimp"!

Wudda never guassed!

Love the Bare Cop-No unlawfully 'concealed' weapons there!

HEI! Ei-ei-EO! The Hoorah Brigrade is in need of you, how do you feel about carrying a long pole, high steppin' and wearing a tall white furry hat??
Takin' Apps in Applachia...

MajorMarja comin' soon to a parade near you...

 

Ok Maj Marj,

Now that we have dispensed w/the formalities, as soon a yoo an the Hoot Troopettes have polished off the rest of the margaritas, fall out to the upper PT Field for yore new assignments. Due to the overwhelming response we received for Buckies upcoming B'day Bash yoo an yore motly unit will be deployed to patrol the fence being erected around Oztralia. Disney World has finally located the perfect location for their new Theme Park.

As Always...if yoo choose to accept this assignment we will dissavow anything and everthing.

I'm sure that it will turn out really swell so there'll be lots of Hoorahs and Medals for everbody!

Hunkering in da buncker, Supreem Rooler ed

 

Sure Marj, but I won't be cheapened again.

Last time I did this sort of favour - they swapped my sequins for sprinkles, stuck a 'Lick Me' sign on my back and had the band play 'Dancing Queen'.

It wasn't the easiest first day a 'volunteer prison visitor' ever had.