bigbuck Happy Birthday !

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  1. beetlejuice

    beetlejuice Registered Member

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    The foot bone connected to the leg bone,
    The leg bone connected to the knee bone,
    The knee bone connected to the thigh bone,
    The thigh bone connected to the back bone,
    The back bone connected to the neck bone,
    The neck bone connected to the head bone

    Dem bones, dem bones gonna walk aroun',
    Dem bones, dem bones, gonna walk aroun'
    Dem bones, dem bones, gonna walk aroun'

    The head bone connected to the neck bone,
    The neck bone connected to the back bone,
    The back bone connected to the thigh bone,
    The thigh bone connected to the knee bone,
    The knee bone connected to the leg bone,
    The leg bone connected to the foot bone,

    The arm bone connected to the elbow bone,
    The elbow bone connected to the hand bone,
    The hand bone connected to the finger bone,
    The finger bone connected to the ARRRRRGGGGGG!!!!!! :blink: o_O

    Dem bones, dem bones, gonna walk aroun' funny!
     
  2. big ed

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    Well Buhkey....I'm glad yoo assked!!

    This was the start of little Timmy Bendover's career!
     

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  3. eyes-open

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    hehe niice one BJ .... :thumb:

    and just cos' they had to take his drumsticks away - it didn't mean he couldn't start his button & badge collection.....
    This was eyes-open reading from the "Big-Buck of Facts"http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/j0/leseratte.gif
     
  4. big ed

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    Ahem...keep your eyeys open, ditto, cause the "Buck" stops here an he can bee a mite vengeful! Be sure to carry an extry supply of "Phew" nullifying canisters for yor mask. A little dab will do you in!

    Don't say you haven't been WARNED!!

    Environmentally challenged, Smelly ed
     
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  6. big ed

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    ALERT!! Inform Houston that we have a problem!! Remind the Dis Organizing Committee that when the opening dance routine is performed by the Hoorah Brigade and the Brigadettes (ie..Troopettes) that all Non Coms and Enlisted should leave their uniforms at home!

    Somethin about stripes...or cripes....mebbee tripes!!

    The closing routine won't matter cause by then...who cares??

    Collecting organs for the needy, Pancreas ed
     

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    Yup... he also collects aluminium bean and beer cans for recycling :D
     

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    Hi Primmy,

    Just stopped by to wish you a Happy B'day.

    Next I'm going to Big Muck's B'day thread to give his rump a bump!

    Lost in the Wilderness, Who needs maps ed
     
  12. Primrose

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    Splish splash, he was doing his Math
    Long about a Saturday night.
    The Beanieman, just relaxing on the can
    Thinking everything was alright.

    Well, he slid off the loo, put his pencil on the floor
    He wrapped the towel around him
    And he opened the door, and then
    with both feet, he jumped back on the seat
    Well how was he to know there was a party going on.

    :ninja:
     

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  13. Primrose

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    Put on your snow snoot...before you draw flies..baseball season is upon us..and Buckie is warming up in the bullpen.:)
     

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    Give it up Guys......I don't think Count Buckula is taking his Birthday Bash seriously.....seems to have other things on his mind...........:D

    Cochise,:cool: Spying on Buck in Brisbraine.....
     

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  15. bigbuck

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    Oh yeah!!
     
  16. big ed

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    Not to wurry Creamchise,

    Other things on his mind? What a straight line! His cooler is empty an I ain't talking about beer.

    Having my cake an grabbing yours too, Frosted ed
     
  17. Primrose

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    It's just a fassing pancy young Monk..may the straps be with you. :ninja:
     

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    Hey B'day Boy,

    Speaking of briefs....I don't remember whut your answer was in the "briefs or jockys" thread started by one of our all time favorites.

    Them wuz the daze!!

    Just being inquisitive in Barnstable, Briefly ed
     
  19. Primrose

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    Only King Thong can cut the cheese with ease..but Buckey promised to work on his briefs until the threads are bare for the Bash. :p
     

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    Good timing Primly,

    I'm jockeying for position in Gate #42 so I'll be brief.

    Thong Airline, Delta's recently decommished Flagship Service, has agreed to transplat any and all party goers in the manner that got them in trouble in the 1st place. Our mission, should any of the planes arrive, would be to have Trauma Counselors at the crash landing sites. Mercurochrome and "Q" Tips will be available for all other major complaints! Remember....supplies are limited.....so....a little dab'll do ya!!

    Waste not...want not!!.., Wanted ed
     
  21. Primrose

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    After yoo pick out the one's yoo want...use Bucky's cell to let mee know how many copies yoo want!!
     

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  23. Primrose

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    After recycling all the cell phone and baked beans cans from last years Bash, we have decided to make a generous donation to the charitable arm of 'Eduardo and Buckarino Unaversaty'.
     

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  24. big ed

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    Yip de hoody, Primus,

    We were Wai Wai short of developement funds afore yoo got us those $.05 deposits deposited. Our plan is for a 42 story bldg. It's marked on the map w/an "X". It will be in the shape of a "Q" tip. E-o shud enroll toot sweet cause methinks his bulbs are dimming. I'd enroll Chise too but he speaks w/an assent and we don't want to go up there!

    A mind is a terrible thing, Proferred ed
     
  25. Primrose

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    When the wizzer gets done I will ask him to save some seats..I did not have the heart to tell Buckie it takes courage on the chili brick road when your beans are over cooked to admit it's time to put your brain in gear instead of always bringing up the rear.

    *puppy* down Toto..you are not in Kansas any more.;)

    http://www.totousa.com/index.asp

    http://www.totousa.com/consumer_landing.asp
     

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