bigbuck Happy Birthday !

If you do not get any satisfaction..we also have a few moderators who have other means of dealing with these issues.

 

Hah...I said hah!! It behooves me to point out just whom you are dealing with here. I'll have you know that my Dad was classified as 5F in "the War to end all Wars" and once got a speeding ticket for doing 45 mph in a 50 mph zone. As you can plainly see, we here at the PPBS (The Prevention of Proliferation of Buckies Society) know all kinds of legal stuff and are wearing our legal briefs with confidence!

Wedging our shorts bets in Brisbrain, Plaintiff ed

 

Ah, well... I've been advised that it is futile to pursue the matter any further, and that I should write this off as an uncollectible debt. (another $.05 lost)

 

Nothing is ever lost at Wilders if you split a few jeans. We would bend over backwards to help you if inclined to donate your proceeds to Buckie's party.

 

Nursie Shemoans and I would like to borrow the Linkcolon tonight to search for Maj Marg and the Troopettes. I left my Fender Base in Kansus, Curt is going to Russell us up a gig with Elvis, and they are giving away baribie dolls at the World's Fair in Oakie. I will leave the keys under the bath mat when I return. Be nice to Rmus..he paid for the gas since I let his hounddog go chase a few rabbits...but odds are he won't catch any.




http://www.elvispresleynews.com/KurtRussell.html

Thank you Thankyou vewy munch

 

Done

(what will $.05 buy?)

 

A wash, perm and comb out by two lovely lassies who think you are really just an old softie.

 

Yo BB

Many happy returns.

As time passes more slowly in Qld, you are not as old as you think

Many more to come.
Regards.

 

We wil be serving liver and onions with a big side of baked beans if you are around for the bash. That should make everything pass faster.

 

Hey Primmy,

I may have some good news for a change. As you procured the initial donation for Bucky's upcoming B'day Bash to get our aggressive fund raising scheme rolling, I may be able to shake down entice Wai Wai into doubling our take. While his last post was not exactly complimentary...we did answer his question. As of this moment....he has no proof that we didn't!

Anticipating rubbing two nickels together, Midas ed

 

Since they will be coming from all over the world..I picked up a few signs

http://gladiator-antivirus.com/forum/upload/post-3255-1142688377.jpg

http://gladiator-antivirus.com/forum/upload/post-3255-1142688250.jpg

http://gladiator-antivirus.com/forum/upload/post-3255-1142688300.jpg

and we should have Cochise draw us up a map so no one gets lost.


http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,18498097-13762,00.html

Some of the troupettes have been contacted..some still have issues but they are working on it.

Once upon a time.....

http://www.funtime-sindy.co.uk/undie_fun.htm

Domestic Bliss Troupettes
http://www.funtime-sindy.co.uk/domestic_bliss.htm

 

Hey...we have less than 4 Months to throw this B'day Bash together! Keep your eyes on the peel, your nose to the pavement, and the petal to the bloom. We need to get the invitations out "NOW" else we'll have leftover beans up the ying yang!

Don't forget to order the Twinkies, Havoc On the Ball ed

 

I picked up the twinkies..but returned the dog food..if you find a lonely puppy who eats beans..we have an extra leash now.

 

I will make sure he gets a new buff a low before his dance card is issued.

 

I'll just have to make sure that we book some new Massageretts for Bucky's Bash because no matter how low Cheesie gets buffed...he's never satisfied!

Searching for Buffy in the British Vampire, Vlad ed

 

No problem..his horse already accepted an invitation

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,18549153-13762,00.html

and I have invited all the Math Buffs from Galaxy 42 in the alpha-male quadrant. I think we should put in effect the slide rule for these guys or get them all elevator shoe so they can reach the bean pot.

 

That site you referred to had a testy article on who was capable of doing what to whom!

The little guy at the bottom of the steps reminded me of Gerry Ford. A shocker and awer from a different era!

But...what the hell...invite them all anyhoo

Names ... I need names, Anonymoose ed

 

It was a horse with no name..so I invited the Little Dutch Vet also to give us a demonstration of his skills at the BBB Bash.

http://marketplace.espeakers.com/movie.php?sid=5290&aid=10558

Not having much luck with the other innertainment..but siegfried and zog are working on it.

 

It is going to be pretty hard to wav when all your guests arrive..

http://www.songagram.com/A_songAgram_For_You/ringoffirewav.htm

 

(Curt is going to Russell us up a gig with Elvis, )



I have been practicing

 

Good onya....Big Fella,

You have been booked for the Bash and also at Precinct #42 for emitting strange sounds. Whilst you are winging your way to the Gitdown on the newly refurbed Ford Tri-Motor, "Q"antas Airline's Flagship, you might want to practice up on the featured tune.

"Begin The Legume"


When they begin w/da beans

It brings out the sound, of musical splender

I dreams of my cars, w/o any fenders

The loos are all plush, when you flush!


We're wit yoo once more

Under the clouds

That "Baked Bean Man" spreads

Sending people asunder!


We jump in da pool

An den we go under

When we begin

Wit da beans!


Oh yes let them begin...wit da beans

Make your mark on the fence befooooore the band stops playin

After one wiff of Bucky....yoo will be swayin

When they begin....wit...da...beans! (On the last hi-note all on stage turn their backs and salute w/a toot)



Please doo doo your voodoo in the key of "Q", Doody ed

 

HAH! Found this in the archives !!

Guess bb had a big blooper goin' on on one of his former birthdays !


Once there was a man who loved baked beans and his name was/is bigbuck. He would eat up to 5 and sometimes 6 plates at a time, but that always be followed with smelly, loud, stinky gas.

One day he met a beautiful lady and decided to talk to her. They started seeing each other.

Since he did not want her to smell his nasty gas after eating beans, he made the sacrifice, and stopped eating them. One year later they were married.

On his birthday, the next year, he was coming home from work, when suddenly his car broke down.

He called his wife to tell her what had happened, and also to let her know that he would be home a little late. She said she understood, but to hurry, because she had a surprise for him.

On his way he saw a diner and smelled baked beans cooking inside. Since he had to walk 6 miles to get home, he figured that by the time he got there all the smelly gas would be gone.

He went in and ate 7 bowls of baked beans. On his way back home, he was farting nasty and smelly
gas.

Finally he got home and on the door his wife had hung a blind fold for him to wear, so he
wouldn't peek.

She sat him at the table, when all of a sudden the phone rang. She made him promise he wouldn't peek until she got back.

Unfortunately, his gas came back and he couldn't hold it in any longer. Since she was taking so long, he decided to let it go.

He picked up his leg and let it rip. It smelled so bad; he had to get a napkin and fan so she wouldn't smell it.

He wanted to fart again, so he once again picked up his leg, but this time it was so loud and smelly, that it shook the windows and killed the flowers.

After a couple of more farts his wife finally got off the phone, so he stopped.

When she took the blind fold off to his surprise, there were 12 guests seated at the table.

******

By the way ~ Happy B-day, b-day smashing bbuck baby boy !!!


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I'm sure Ed and I could rustle up one of our degrees from 'Eduardo and Buckarino Unaversaty'. There's a 'Batchalour of Siance'.....a 'Masters in Fizzics'....and one here for a pedriat podrati prodatis...'Foot Dokter'. Take your pick. We'll waive our usual $29 Duckel fee.

 

We've got lots of these 'Proctologist' ones too.......but what is a 'proct' anyway?

 

It's a mystery and I'm certainly not gonna bend over backwards to help ya find out ......... what we need is a clue.