Discussion in 'ten-forward' started by Airking, Apr 14, 2006.
Oh boy, the devil is going to make me say this ... so is that why you chose the name "airking?". Kidding aside, it is quite simple to make a pot of fartless beans ... honestly, I am telling the truth.
'Cause I wear a Rolex Airking
I put in a little baking soda....works for me. A course when the beans are for Bucky's B'day Bash we do need the extry bug repellent, fuel for the stoves, and propellant for "Baked Bean Man"!
Stand by your man...not behind, Hindered ed
Beans, beans, good for the heart.
The more you eat, the more you fart.
The more you fart, the better you feel.
So lets all have beans for every meal.
Wait! Lemme get my gas mask
You need an air filtering mask. Darth Vader's mask will do well, Vader was immune to any strange smells.
Separate names with a comma.