Barbie's Missing!

Discussion in 'ten-forward' started by Marja, Apr 9, 2005.

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  1. Primrose

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    I still think while Ken is whacked out riding his jet ski trying to hook up with anything with two legs..hayc59 knows something more than meets the eye on the whereabouts of Aunt Edna and BAB's the FAB. :ninja:
     

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  3. AUNT EDNA

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    THIS SEARCH WILL CONTINUE - WE WILL NOT LEAVE BARBIE OUT OF OUR HEARTS AND MINDS.

    WE WILL NOT GIVE UP UNTIL SHE IS SAFELY HOME.

    EVEN IF I HAVE TO FINANCE THE SEARCH MY SELF,

    BARBIE WE ARE HERE FOR YOU!

    CALL WILDERS' IF YOU CAN! PLEASE COME HOME! :'(



    DUE TO THE AWFUL TRAGEDY OF THE FOREIGN DIGNATARIES AND THEIR BOBBLE HEAD CONSTITUENTS THIS PAPER HAD NO CHOICE TO CALL OFF THE BOBBLE HEAD BALL.

    FURTHER UPDATES WILL BE GIVEN IN THE FOLLYWOOD ARCADE WEEKEND EDITION. IT SHOULD BE NOTED THE REPORTER HAS BEEN CHASTISED AND WILL NOT HAVE THE LAVISH EXPENSE ACCOUNT SHE WAS PRIVILEGED TO RECEIVE!

    FURTHERMORE SHE WILL HAVE MINDERS TO KEEP HER FLAMBOYANT ATTITUDE IN CHECK.

    ALREADY SHE HAS DRAINED THE COMPANY COFFERS OF THE BUDGETS OF 2005, 2006, 2007,2008, AND ALMOST 2009.

    ANYONE SEEING THE AFORE MENTIONED REPORTER DRINKING ANY THING BLUE WILL RECEIVE A GENEROUS REWARD AND TWO WEEK VACATION IN A LITTLE TOWN IN KANSAS!

    I. M. GOTROCKS, XIX - FORMER CARPETBAGGER, NOW CEO OF ANYTHING HE CAN STEAL, DESTROY OR DEMOLISH
    (I DO NOT LIKE TO BE UPSTAGED, THIS REPORTER DID THAT! SHE WILL BE DULY TAKEN CARE OF, WHEN WE NO LONGER NEED HER SERVICES, MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT IT!)


    SINCE THIS REPORTER WAS THE REPORTER HE WAS TALKING ABOUT - SHE DECLINED TO INTERVIEW HIM! LET'S SEE HIM INTERVIEW THIS,........EHEY.............HIS OWN......HEY !......................!!MKMMUFFLE........MUFFLE........TO BE CONT'D. ??................KICK!! HARD.................................:D
     
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    Cochise A missed friend

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    You will all, no doubt, be pleased and excited to know that two of the finest Detectives that ever drew breath or (drew rude things in Toilets) have been hired to attempt to find the elusive Beryl....."What?....Barbie?....I thought she was called Beryl.....OK!...OK!"......Have been hired to find the elusive Barbie.....They are Inspector Corner of the Yard (Also known as Bigbuck to his only friend down the Pub, Littledoe) and his faithful Aide de Camp (With less emphasis on the Camp, he's very manly actually)...Spotty (The Sniffer dog) Muldoon.....(Also known as Cochise, or known by most of the people he comes into contact with as... 'Who'??.....

    So watch this space or look at a blank wall, just as long as your all doing something negative whilst you wait for the flood of information, or not, as the case may be.............


    Spotty, :cool:
     
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    Hmm....Wonder what kind of lens is used in that glass....hmm :D
     
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    I am outclassed :D so I will wait this one out..good luck Sleuths :eek:
     

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    I strill think she will show up when you least expect it . :p She never could pass up a party. :D
     

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    Yup..it might have all just been a bad dream :) Too many lima beans :p
     

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    Barbie Has Had A Tough Week: Sliding Sales and a Lawsuit

    April 19, 2005
    Barbie Has Had A Tough Week: Sliding Sales and a Lawsuit
    Poor Barbie. She's had a pretty tough week. First, its announced that her sales slipped 15 percent in the first quarter of 2005. Then, she gets slapped with a law suit by MGA Entertainment, makers of the trendy Bratz dolls, who claim that the My Scene Barbie dolls copy various aspect of th Bratz dolls. Hmm...someone might mention to MGA that they sort of copied the whole concept of a modern fashion doll with friends, clothes and accessories from Barbie.
    All this has made for quite an interesting week of commentary on both Barbie and Bratz. In our Barbie Dolls Forum, collectors share their ideas on how to jazz up the Barbie dolls line. And, in the Cornell Daily Sun, Logan Bromer takes an interesting look at Bratz dolls, entitled Are We Slutz?.
     
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    No wonder we can't find Barbie. She flew the coop!!
     
  18. Marja

    Marja Honestly, I'm not a bot!!

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    AND SO AFTER A LONG BLUE SCREEN SPELL.....:(
     

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    Marja Honestly, I'm not a bot!!

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    AND LOOONG TIME UPLOADING.....
     

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  20. Marja

    Marja Honestly, I'm not a bot!!

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    IN A SMALL TOWN, THE NEWS COMES EARLY IN CASE THE BLUE MENACE..
     

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  21. Marja

    Marja Honestly, I'm not a bot!!

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    ...SHOWS UP AGAIN.....
     

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  22. Marja

    Marja Honestly, I'm not a bot!!

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    NEVERMIND THE LOOOOONG DIAL-UP UPLOADING....
     

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  23. Marja

    Marja Honestly, I'm not a bot!!

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    I WONDER IF THOSE NEW DETECTIVES ARE DOING BETTER THAN I AMo_O?
     
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    Hmm....I met a blonde girl who asked me for shelter...looked amazingly like Barbie...said her name was Barbara. She's staying at my home right now.

    Is she the one you are looking for? :D
     
  25. Marja

    Marja Honestly, I'm not a bot!!

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    YIKES! FIRECAT, SOME VERY NEFARIOUS PEOPLE ARE LOOKING FOR HER, I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO INVITE ANY STRANGE BLONDES OVER?? OR MAYBE BEETLEBOSS DID?? ANYWAY, IF IT'S BARBIE, CALL BUCK OR COCHISE, THEY CAN GET TO YOU FASTER!!!

    YOU MAY BE IN BIIIIIG TROUBLE, YOUNG MAN!
     
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