Barbie's Missing!

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  1. Rita

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    As Barbies sister I want to say "keep up the good reporting Marja"
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    I need to be kept up to date on all these happenings
     
  2. Marja

    Marja Honestly, I'm not a bot!!

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    IN THE ENTERTAINMENT FIELD - MANY MISS BABS, BUT THE "SHOW MUST GO ON", OUR THOUGHTS ARE WITH YOU, AUNT EDNA AND BABS!
     

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    Marja Honestly, I'm not a bot!!

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    OK, RITA! THIS IS AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH BABS SISTER - RITA! IT IS GREAT TO HEAR YOU ARE KEEPING UP YOUR SPIRITS!

    HAVE YOU HEARD ANYTHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO SHARE WITH THE VIEWERS?

    WE WELCOME ALL COMMENTS AND NEWS FROM OUR VIEWERS!
     
  4. Marja

    Marja Honestly, I'm not a bot!!

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    GOOD TIME WILL BE HAD AT THE BOBBLING FOR BABS BENNY TONITE!

    DETAILS AT BJ'S DANCE AND SPIN, WILDMAN'S HIDEOUT, THE SPY SHOPPES, PRIMROSE' SHOWBAR AND CHEZ COCHISE!
     

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    A SNEAK PREVIEW OF PROGRAM AND SPONSORS
     

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    Marja Honestly, I'm not a bot!!

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    THIS STORY WAS QUASHED BY NOTTEL EXECUTIVES BACK IN FEBURARY!!

    Column by JIM PFIFFER
    Star-Gazette


    Barbie Dumps Drug-Crazed Ken After "Years of Abuse."

    "He pulled off my limbs and laughed!" says the estranged fashion doll.



    NEW YORK -- One of the world's prettiest pairs parted ways and revealed a scandalous secret life of abuse, drugs and deprived depravity that has left the fashion doll world in a total tizzy.

    Barbie Millicent Roberts, aka "Barbie," says she endured years of physical abuse, infidelity and haunting questions of Ken's sexual identity.

    "One time he got drunk and mad and pulled off all my limbs!" said Barbie, dressed in a smart pink business suit. "He thought it was so funny, he fell on the floor laughing."

    Barbie said the abuse, calls to police and stints in Betty Fiord clinics were hidden from the public by NOTTEL executives bent on preserving the couple's all-American image.

    The problems stemmed from Ken's jealousy of Barbie's fame and attention.

    "He saw himself as window dressing to her," said Barbie's kid sister, Skippy. "He always said he felt like 'Raggedy Ann's Andy.' I never knew what that meant, until now."

    Friends of the couple say Barbie was demeaning to Ken in public.

    "She said he had no ambition and always compared him to G.I. Joe and his success," Skippy said. "She knew the bloom was gone from her rose, so she had to put down Ken, to make herself feel better."

    A former gardener at Barbie's Dream House said the long-legged doll paid more attention to her many Barbie vehicles and pets than to Ken.

    "She had like 21 dogs, 12 horses, ponies, a chimpanzee and a giraffe," the gardener said. "She spent more time with that monkey than with Ken."

    Barbie said problems began when they couple moved to California in 1971 to launch "Malibu Barbie."

    Ken started hanging out with the wrong crowd of has-been Cabbage Patch Kids, Tickle Me Elmos and Funky Troll Dolls. He soon fell into a steamy affair with an inflatable doll.

    But it was Ken's confusion about his sexuality that drove him to drugs and alcohol, said Midge, Barbie's closest friend.

    "Ken never knew what team he should play on," Midge said. "He tried to show the world that he wasn't gay, but he knew it was a lie. Few people know this, but the baby I was carrying was his. It was all NOTTEL'S idea. They wanted to show consumers that Ken was straight."

    Barbie said she found the courage to end their relationship after Ken went on another bender and wrecked the Barbie Ford Thunderbird convertible.

    "He blew like a .30," Barbie said. "It was his fifth or sixth DWI this year. But nothing happened to him because NOTTEL took care of everything. It got to the point where he thought he was above the law. I couldn't sit by and watch it any more."

    NOTTEL officials declined comment. Ken was unavailable for comment, as he and Raggedy Andy were on an all-male booze cruise ocean liner headed to the Greek Islands.
     
  7. Sugabella

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    I know that you are trying to blame us the bratz but we didn't do it . Barbie is so old school we are today ,now and at this time.
     
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    Anyone that doesn't read this thread is missing Marja's work of art. :D
    She pegged the members here. :D
     
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    We are all going to end up in the paddy wagon when this show goes on the road. :eek:

    Keep your pecker up COCHISE and you can ride shotgun. :cool:
     

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    MORE FOLLYWOOD NEWS!
     

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    SIS GOES ON THE "HUNT"!!
     
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    BOUNTY HUNTERS?
     

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    STAY TUNED IN FOR THE BOBBLING FOR BABS BENEFIT TOMORROW!
    POSSIBLE LEAD ON AUNT EDNA! MARRIED IN LAS VEGAS??

    WE PRIDE OURSELVES ON GIVING YOU THE INSIDE SCOOP BEFORE ANYONE ELSE FLUSHES OUT THE STORY!

    MARJA,ESQ.
     
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    Put on a clean Tuxedo dog, it says here on the back page of THE FOLLYWOOD ARCADE, Hayc59 is going to make a big splash in Vegas before the LSD melts. :D
     

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    ROFLMAO!!! PRIMROSE YOU ARE ...A SHOWMAN!! LOL!!
     
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    This is confusing - what does LSD have to do with Beano even if it didn't happen in Reno with Jiminy Crickett?

    Is this a clue of Barbie's whereabouts?

    Very surreal ending?? I am wondering if those Bratz did do something here?
     
  21. Cochise

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    If Jimminy Cricket has something to do with all this....would it help if we all "Give a little Whistle"??........ :)



    Cochise, :cool:

    PS. If you have never seen Pinnochio...forget what I just said.... :D
     
  22. Sugabella

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    I just want barbie home where she is missed.I don't hate you barbie. I know now that every one want me in the movies I have a good left side and can sing. (but I do want what is her name again )Back
    Well i know that we will find her soon :'( :'( :oops:
     
  23. Marja

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    SugaBella, you are such a humble movie star! You will go far, thinks this reporter.

    You have a good right side too, don't you? And you can sing! We must set up a concert!

    I am hoping we find (what's her name again) too!

    Are you sure the BRATZ didn't get carried away and mail her in a box or somethin? Nor you! But, maybe some of your rowdy cuzzins? Just a thought!

    Of course we know Pinnochio, it's just harder to spell then Barbie!! :D

    How' the auditions going, Cochise? Did ya catch Big Ed and BigBuck' show??

    Well, think I smell a story, or maybe dinner is burningo_O
     
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    I forgot to say if anyone has any ideas of where (what's her name) is, please post here! Any little clue will add to the big picture, cuz I haven't a clue what happened to W>H>N>o_O

    Someone said her and Nat Gothica ran off to exotic lands, but wouldn't Nat tell us? :'(
     
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    This looks hopeless until Nat reports in.
     
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