Ask one, Answer one

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{hummmm....should I be nicehttp://bestsmileys.com/angles/3.gif or mean http://bestsmileys.com/evil/6.gif}

He s captured my http://bestsmileys.com/love1/11.gif

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Favorite type of music? http://bestsmileys.com/music2/5.gif

 

Good reason enough

ANYTHING and EVERYTHING !! http://bestsmileys.com/music2/9.gif

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Favorite thing to do, besides puter ?

 

Thrash Bucky

Where is Waldo now?

 

Here <---

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Tell me your state of mind

 

Missouri

What happened to Miss Kitty?

 

If you mean "cat~lady" Marja ...then you have to ask her yourself. http://img75.imageshack.us/img75/9159/dontknow4lr.gif
I think she's MIA.

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What's your fave charity ?

 

Buckies Beer Fund

Why do buffaloes always go potty upstream when I go to take a drink out of the stream?

 

I think it's because they're only following nature's path.

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Why is big ed's name big ed, but yet he looks like a cute
5 year old Hmmm...why ??!

 

ego trip? no jk. in any case it adds to the irony.
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whats the difference between a "nerd" and a "geek" ?

 

Hmmm http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/39.gif ....unless otherwise explained on the internet.
A nerd follows the herd,
A geek is there to seek !!

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Why do you think so many people are afraid of heights ?
~Like ME !~ http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/42.gif

 

The sudden stop at the end of the fall really hurts!!!!
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Cloudy or sunny skys?

 

here in CA: sunny skys with very high temps.

what do u do on rainy days?

 

my my miniature needlework

Does your house/bungalow have as many security guards as your computer?

 

no but then if one can get a crew of handsome guards .... whoopie!!

Are you tall?

 

As Mr Fuser remarked....'it must be ego!' Well, leggo my eggo!!

Why is the sky blue?

 

So the mister-s from ELO could name a song after it.

Why doesn't it pay to gnaw thru the leather straps, some days?

 

Cause slammer is outside my padded door waiting to nutmeg me!!

Who wrote Beethoven's 5th Symphony?

 

Why would you want to ruin some perfectly good leather straps?
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Why is grass green?

 

Grass and most other plants are green because they contain a pigment
known as chlorophyll.

so why is grass greener on the other side of a fence?

 

Be cause he painted it...
https://www.wilderssecurity.com/showpost.php?p=543619&postcount=32http://img116.exs.cx/img116/1231/z7shysterical.gif
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Why are computers soooooooooo picky?http://bestsmileys.com/anxious/4.gif

 

Actually all they know is either on or off.

Q: Patient or inpatient?

Thanks
Wildman

 

Because they are feminine - No one but their creator understands their internal logic. [guess I am in for a brusin' on this one. ]

Is there really cheese on the moon?

 

both.

How many colors in a rainbow?

 

7

what are teh names of each color?

 

red
orange
yellow
blue
purple
green
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