this is a question i've been meaning to ask for sometime. to put it bluntly - are you an android? i.e a simulcrum? perhaps you are and don't realise it? maybe no one has ever told you? how about an alien? is there anything in your family history that suggests extra-terrestial origins? have you ever under hypnosis started talking fluent martian? or maybe you are a vampire? do you drink bloody marys? have you ever wanted to bleed your loved one dry? are there any software developers out there who are writing software that can detect aliens androids or vampires? what kind of tests would determine whether you are an android or a human? do you suspect that your partner or perhaps your boss is an android? would you like to be able to test your suspicions? and have you ever told a psychiatrist that you suspect he is not of this world?