Discussion in 'ten-forward' started by ronjor, Nov 30, 2005.
This post is dedicated to Big Ed and Primrose.
You just left out Cochise from that dedication cause he showed you how to get free beers down there on the panhandle. Now I am "cursed" to find a solution without smoke and mirrors.
Cochise may be in his bunker.
Man I hope so.. cause last night Big Ed forgot to use the pyramid tinfoil filters in the Mess Hall and all the Troops are infected.
Can you spare me a dime ?
Looks like he is busy this morning.
Yup..there he is.. I told him that spectrum analyser could not measure the precession of the elctrons in the outer most shell.. this is serious stuff and really needs the help of a 3.0T MRI
The principal contraindications of the MRI procedure are mostly related to the presence of metallic implants in a patient. The risks of MRI scans increase with the used field strength. In general, implants are becoming increasingly MR safe and an individual evaluation is carried out for each case.
So I have been using only the approved hat these days..
I think I found Cochise..he said something about no horseing around anymore and I should Paint by the numbers...he is holding up three fingers just now.. but I can't find that color on the pallet..can I substitute Sliver for tin.. or should I wait for Hi Ho Eddie before he gets away ?
Come in Orson!!
Holy sh**! It's Wednesday agin!
Who needs coffee filters? I've had my 8 cups already this morning!
I hope Chise didn't get his scones toasted.
Wired in Rocky Feller Ctr, Woah ed
Breaker beeker nano nano,
I need your recipe for hot crossed buns..Ronjor ate all the holes out of the donuts again . I am getting bad vibrations in my turntable and the 78's are starting to play backwards.
Sound like a bad woofer on beans.
There's trouble in Rivertown.
Au contraire my zagged lettered friend,
At this very moment the 'Bobbies' are employing a Battering Ram upon Cochise's abode aiming to confiscate any and all Beanies whilst he is getting his funnels resized by Nursie Simone.
Alas and alack in Tin Pan Alley, Tinsel ed
I believe the Chief is horseback riding today. They will find no one home I'm afraid.
On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets:
An Empirical Study
Any Empirical Study Must be approved by bigc before disseminating. The 'Eduardo and Buckerino Univarsity', that bulwark of Professitorial rantings and spoutings, are patiently awaiting his wise, benificent, and pretentious pronouncement. Til then it's only theery!
Academicalizing in Madhattery, Proof ed
Put down the woman I love you Faschists......I didn't change my Religion to Welsh for nothing.......
(Goes off to don his foil helmet for foiling Faschists)
Signed, A Friend.....
"HaHaaaa!".....Cochise enters from the left.......here I'am, back to do battle against the evil Ron of the Pointy thing......but wearing my 'Z' helmet that wiill only make me visible to the mentally stretched....
BEWARE THE FARCE IS WITH ME......I have wired myself to the coiled spring steel of my mattress........I'am now illegible.....(HA!HA!)..
Cochise, Foiling about in Florida..
I'm sending more supplies to you in the bunker. This may be a long stretch here.
You needn't bother Ron.........I just made the mistake of getting to close to the Monitor and my head got stuck to the Screen......Luckily Wifey levered me off with a shovel.......I'll be OK once the Radiation burns wear off....the Hospital said it will take about a Year......
Scorchise, Sunburnt in Sonora....
(Picture of face stuck to screen before rescue)
Feel free to forsake foisting further foil on our frantic femented friend Co-formage for forty or fifty feet of foil will finally finish the following freaky formation.
Faking foolisness in Firth of Fourth, Fast eddie
Hmm..are there any cuss words in that statement or is it just time to check the baked beans ?
The outdoor Chef used to cuss his fate
Of blackened pots and toil
But now he grins and smokes his pipe......
He cooks it all in foil.
Bane of the Beflaked
...screwed up hardware, and how it got that way.
Found these at the Dollar Store. Perfect for the bunker. No chance of screen burn with these babies.
I'm not sure about that..Buckie Beaner tried one of those in the bunker and blew the skin off his banana.. Talk about burns.. my eyes are still blood shot and we had to screen him for Reentry.
Wrong food Primrose. You have to use these.
I thought those were beef jerky until Steve told me they were dog chews..he still has not landed from his alien venture. I will have to try them on the cat.
Here.... kitty kitty
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