A Little Humor

Discussion in 'ten-forward' started by Marianna, Feb 15, 2004.

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  1. Marianna

    Marianna Spyware Fighter

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    A Washington Post columnist prints a column each summer listing interesting t-shirts he observed at the Ocean City, MD, beach. Here's his 2003's best:

    --I childproofed my home, but they still get in.

    --On the front - 60 is not old. On the back--If you're a tree.

    --I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes.

    --At my age, "getting lucky" means finding my car in the parking lot.

    --My reality check just bounced.

    --Life is short; make fun of it.

    --I'm not 60. I'm $59.95 plus tax.

    --Annapolis -- A drinking town with a sailing problem.

    --I need somebody bad. Are you bad?

    --Physically Pfffffttt!

    --Buckle up. It makes it harder for the aliens to snatch you from your car.

    --I'm not a snob. I'm just better than you are.

    --It's my cat's world. I'm just here to open cans.

    --Earth is the insane asylum of the universe.

    --Keep staring.....I may do a trick.

    --We got rid of the kids. The cat was allergic.

    --Dangerously under-medicated.

    --My mind works like lightening. One brilliant flash, and it's gone.

    --Every time I hear the word "exercise," I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

    --Cats regard people as warm-blooded furniture.

    --Live your life so that when you die, the preacher will not have to tell lies at your funeral.

    --In God we trust. All others we polygraph.

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  2. bigc73542

    bigc73542 Retired Moderator

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    Those are pretty good. here is one more.

    I'm not slow everyone else is just in to big a damn hurry. :D
     
  3. bigc73542

    bigc73542 Retired Moderator

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    (Here is one) no matter how hard you work or how good a job you do or how fast you do it, Your boss will think you are just sluffing off, and you could have done a better job in half the time

    [move] :D :D :D[/move]
     
  4. Uguel707

    Uguel707 Graphic Artist

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    looooooooool! Marianna and BigC!

    They were good!
     

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  5. subratam

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    I was born Intelligent, but Education ruined me

    I have a blood group with attitue B+

    See no Evil, Hear no Evil, Date no Evil

    Heaven doesn't need me and Hell is afraid. I might take over

    Nike symbol pointing down ---> Jus Did It

    I am not Drunk, I am just chemically off-balanced

    Not all man are FOOL, some stay BACHELORS

    I have got one nerve left and you are getting on it

    Just be happy, I am not your kid

    Beware : Suicide Bomber on Mission

    My parents said I could become anything so I became A**hole

    Its and Unfair life, so many girls too little time


    Man.... rightly... DRESSED TO KILL ...lollzz
     
  6. bigc73542

    bigc73542 Retired Moderator

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    some of those are pretty cute Sub :D
     
  7. HandsOff

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    some of my favorites:

    - Give me ambiguity, or give me something else

    - Eschew Obfuscation

    - Mean People Suck!

    - The paranoids are out to get me

    - Defy Authority!


    ... and the immortal, all time favorite:

    - BEAM ME UP SCOTTY, THIS PLANET SUCKS!


    -HandsOff
     
  8. MikeBCda

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    And of course the equally classic:
    Very funny, Scotty -- now beam up my clothes too.
     
  9. bigc73542

    bigc73542 Retired Moderator

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    maybe he will send your cloths with you next time :D
     

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