A joke for the Ladies - Female Comebacks - PG

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  1. dog

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    Last one for today: It is PG rated ... the ladies will like this one ;)

    Female Comebacks

    Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
    Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

    Man: Is this seat empty?
    Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

    Man: Your place or mine?
    Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

    Man: So, what do you do for a living?
    Woman: I'm a female inpersonator.

    Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
    Woman: Do not enter.

    Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
    Woman: Unferrtilized.

    Man: Your body is like a temple.
    Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

    Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
    Woman: But would you stay there?

    Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
    Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
     
  2. Mr.Blaze

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    lol lol lol lol awsome i love these
     
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    Sounding familiar then? :D;)
     
  4. gerardwil

    gerardwil Registered Member

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    I hope in English secretary can be male as well as female.
    Due to very heat weather conditions I like this pic.
    Does it look famailiar?

    Gerard

    forgot the pic!
     

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    slammer_JvA Registered Member

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    ROFL !!! :D:D:D
     
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    nadirah Registered Member

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    LOLOLOLOL :D:D:D:cool:
     
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