A few tags for Wilders' Men

Too bad little boy, go play in the kiddies' room!

See ya later, dude

 

So are you drinking tonite or just buggin the bartender??

I saw RoadHouse 6 or 8 times, don't be buggin the help!!

 

If you are goin to hang around here at least tell us a story!! Or a joke! Or make a tag!!

 

Well the price do appear to be right, so the Wildman is going to blow some peoples minds. My beer (bier) will never go away, but tonight at this fine establishment, the Wildman will have a shot of your finest cognac.

Thanks
Wildman

 

I'm bringing three gallons of beer that was ~accidentally~ ported to my house in Austin, Texas

Ah here it comes. Enjoy, everyone! Lets have a toast!

 

here you go and forgive me for using ms paint.

 

Hey if it was Lone Star, I'm on my way to your house. Austin ain't that far from San Antonio. Yup been to the ole brewery.

Thanks
Wildman

 

HERE YA GO, WILDMAN! WHAT'S YER POISON!?!?

 

I guess I'll have to bring my own.

 

Who's butt do I have to kiss to get a tall cold one...
Is this BYOB or something

 

You know, I'm getting a bit concerned with your amount of consumption of so much beer & booze...

But by all means have fun !!! http://img108.echo.cx/img108/5707/beermug9ny.gif

And here's to all of YOU Wilder's men ! (Sorry, no personalized tag )




Just ask the doc the next time you have a check-up to do a simple x-ray. Juuust to make sure everything is fine.

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Here's something for you. Specialty from Belgium.
No kissing on my butt please.

 

**Drooling**

MMM..that looks good

 

Great! Yumm.....

 

In case you want a good beer go here

 

I don't know if the spelling is correct, but I'll take a shot of Courvoisier especial.

Thanks Ron.

Thanks
Wildman

 

I brought a few local brewskies to the party.

 

Hey Wildman,

I always thought german beer (Bier) is your favorite !??

Well...here are some. Just for you !!

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*Prost*

 

Some rules for the Wilders men to remember;

Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella, unless at the footy, and your pies are getting wet, then for the eating period only it is permissible.

Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

If you've known a bloke for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her.

Moaning about the brand of free beer in a mate's fridge is forbidden. However, complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your mate's birthday is strictly optional.

On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

It is permissible to quaff a fruity alcopop drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless supermodel... and it's free.

If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.

If you compliment a bloke on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.

Thou shalt not buy a car in the colours of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.

There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever.

 

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Why ARE Men Happier ?

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas > station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One! mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open > all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still > be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your > big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning > growing a mustache..

You! can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 mi nutes.

No wonder men are happier

 

O.K. folks I am now brining the Wildmans absolute favorite (bier) to the party. The Wildman likes his (bier) beer, but this one sets the Wildmans heart to singing.