try this

hi thiz iz somthing funny..u can all try this
start some program in pc then take a screen shot of it.....then make this pic ur desktop pic...i did thiz agez ago ...and my bro tried to close this program by clicking the pic .....and told me why this porgrams are not closing
regards
AXIS
have a look at this

 

make your taskbar as "auto hide" OR resize it to 0 pixels.

still more fun

 

lol, those are good ones. at work, i switched the right and left mouse buttons around and it drove my co-workers insane. i'll have to try the screen shot one on them.

 

lol

replace taskmanager.exe by process explorer

you know where i'm pointing to with this, don't you?

 

i work with older guys who are very computer illiterate. they just use it for a couple of programs that they need to do their job. i like to change the desktop icons on them and rename them as well. it's funny watching them try to start one program, and another keeps opening instead! cheap amusement, but i need something to do to help pass the time.

 

LOL
you're pathetic dude

 

you have no idea. by the way, just tried the taskbar hiding out. more laughs on the way!

 

oh c'mon man...
I used to do that when I was 13 [seriously... yes. i know how ironic-like it is]

anyway...
have fun

 

LMAO, my wife has been clicking her Incredimail for two hours now.

 

I set my Doom 3 to use the NV1x (GeForce1) codepath for graphics, and now my brother plays it and says "why are are all the graphics screwed up?"

<Its supposed to run at NV3x codepath (GeForce FX) with extra detail>

Poor bro

 

That's one of THE most unfunny practical jokes I've ever heard of...

you need to try less harder to be funny

 

That sounds like a superb way of keeping others off and out of your computer!!

 

You guys are too funny! I can already hear the explanation in divorce court.

 

someone has already thrown a chili dog at me.

 

Yep, that was me - sorry about the mess!

Any number of you could pull a fast one on me. I would go into a panic and be calling my computer guru to travel that 50 miles, and put ALL OF THAT MONEY into his gas tank!

How about that very, very simple little trick of putting a piece of scotch tape on the bottom of the mouse, covering up that little mouse ball?

Of course, mine is optical, so I doubt that would work on me.....

 

that's genius! more fun at work tomorrow!

 

try this one
place thiz on the desktop
i think this will stop his heartbeat
AXIS
IDLE MIND IZ AXIS's WORKSOP

 

Workaround for optical mice.
+ Use something called "medical paper tape" for optical mice. I dunno if its available in your nick of the woods.
+ If not, then just color the scotch tape over using one of those markers that write on plastic [OHP slide markers, white board markers, permanent markers ]
+ Or use electrical insulating tape on top of scotch tape.
+ or simply stick a pece of paper between mouse sensor and scotch tape.
remember... BLACK color is VERY fashionable for these tricks [black colored paper, tape, marker... whatever]

Now your friends can go lawsuit crazy on you