one liners

ninty percent of all New York cabbies are recently arrived immigrants

 

I've never seen a walk signal that gave you enough time to "walk" across the street. Shouldn't it say "Run"?

 

Internationally, Baywatch is the most popular tv show

 

No one knows why but 90% of women that enter department stores turn immediatly to the right on entering

 

Amount American airlines saved in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first class was $ 40.000

 

They say love is blind, but marriage is a real eye opener

 

The Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters

 

Coca cola was originally green

 

State with the higest % of people that walk to work. (Alaska)

 

Bills travel through the mail twice as fast as checks

 

Borrow money from pessimists- they don't expect it back

 

can you be a closet claustraphobic

 

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing