Favourite quotes?

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Alice Walker (If you're talking about THE one),belongs on the Throne, with what she said ! http://img126.exs.cx/img126/3690/queen6kl.gif

So, you were gone I didn't notice.
But I missed you !! http://img118.exs.cx/img118/1691/hug8ok.gif​

 

“AOL is like the cockroach left after the nuclear bomb hits. They know how to survive.” ~ Jan Horsfall

 

Why?? ....Did she eat too many beans?

 

Confucius say, wise man never hides in lady's closet after eating baked beans.



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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
- George Burns


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"Nobody is as powerful as we make them out to be."

~ Alice Walker

 

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

 

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
- - - - Erma Bombeck



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"Fear is Temporary,
Regret is Forever."

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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. ~Rita Rudner


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"You are not mentally developed by what you read, but by what you think about what you read."

- Wallace D. Wattles

 

“With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.”

~Jack Nicholson




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"Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired".
~Mae West



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“Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.” ~ Robin Williams



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"It`s a dog eat dog world and I`m wearing Milkbone underwear."
Norm Peterson\Cheers

 

Many people walk in and out of our life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

Brendan Dalle

 

Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage.

~Ambrose Bierce

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What makes it so plausible to assume that hypocrisy is the vice of vices is that integrity can indeed exist under the cover of all other vices except this one. Only crime and the criminal, it is true, confront us with the perplexity of radical evil; but only the hypocrite is really rotten to the core.

~Hannah Arendt

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The Grand essentials of happiness are: something to do, something to love, and something to hope for.

~Allan K. Chalmers

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The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing.

~Albert Einstein​

 

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!