Wedding Tickets? http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5527273221 Nearly wet my pants reading this!!
I'm still having trouble controlling my bladder!! Haven't read anything so funny in quite a while.....
Yeah, a big cheer for story-tellers like that! If we only had more of them `cause you know: a day without laughing is a day not fully lived!