And then there are those of us who are oblivious of our surroundings and couldn' give a rat's patoot!! Sowing in Salem, Needles ed
Mmmmmm?....Whilst you were oblivious in my surroundings, did you just call me a rat's patoot?......... Trust that Ronjor to start an argument...........there I was, minding my own surroundings.....admiring my own patoot.........when.......... Cochise, Minding his own patoot in Patagonia.....
You bet your sweet patootie!!! Between Ronnie's "Silver" and your "Paint" there is enough patootie emissions to fuel an eternal "flame" forever.....or a Month of Sundays....whichever comes first. Besides...your Mother wore army boots!! Burnt to a crisp in Flamenco, Fiery ed
AND.......She also wore genuine WW1 Khaki 'Scivvies' in the hope she got run-over....... Cochise, Blowing my own P'Tooterbugle in Beloxi...
Hah...I said hah!! Big deal!! Can you speak French.....better yet...can you speak English? I mean the kind that I could understand w/o subtitles. O' mine Papa coudda beat yours. I know because I still have his WW1 draft card and he was classified as 5F. I gotta find out what that really means but I'm sure it's formidable. I say tomahto and you say potato in Salsalita, Fruit salad ed Ps....I doubt if Ronjor will return to the fray!
Scivvies were something supplied to the British 'Squaddy' under the very loose term of 'Underpants'........after being worn for any length of time they would guarantee to save your 'Under-carriage' in the event of stepping on a Land-mine..........they could also be used as a 5 man bivouac if very desperate......and......if you were lucky enough to find four other men... Mmmmmm?...5F eh?......As the Germans would say "Vor you der Var ist over".. I was on the Somme when the first shot was fired.........when the second shot was fired I was up in our attic at home......so there..... I have an urgent message for anyone living in Texas..................It must be awful for you...... Cochise, With Trench-foot in Tromso...
Au contraire, Amigo. [Texmexfrench] In the words of the immortal Tanya Tucker song-------- When I die I may not go to heaven I don't know if they let cowboys in If they don't just let me go to Texas, Boy! Texas is as close as I've been. New York couldn't hold my attention Detroit City couldn't sing my song If tomorrow finds me busted flat in Dallas I won't care, 'cause at least I'll know I'm home. When I die I may not go to heaven I don't know if they let cowboys in If they don't just let me go to Texas, Boy! Texas is as close as I've been. I'd ride through all of Hell and half of Texas Just to hear Willie Nelson sing a country song Beer just ain't as cold in old Milwaukee My body's here, but my soul's in San Antone. When I die I may not go to heaven I don't know if they let cowboys in If they don't just let me go to Texas, Boy! Texas is as close as I've been.
Pardonny mwa...see voo play!! Does that thar song come w/ a drumroll and a side of beans, cookie? Gittin along like a little dogie, Moo-shu ed
How did I know that my subtle comment about Texxxaaasss would tempt Darlin' Ron out from behind thet cactus covered Sofa...... And stop speaking that french stuff Bent End.....you know I like it when you talk dirty....... Cochise, A tumbleweed in Timbuctoo....
Being true to the statistics of this thread, and not having a clue as to what the hell it means. I think this is a written invitation to the "Wildman" to get wild. Hay back in the 1960's I and a couple of hundred other soldiers whispered to then President Johnson to give Texas and New Mexico back to Mexico. What can I say we tried. Thanks Wildman
I was always given to believe that most of Mexico had already moved to Texas.............is that nearly the same thing Wildman..... Cochise, Swimmin' El Rio is Grande.....
Thats all very well for you to say (Sing)..(Paint twangs the key of 'C' Huummm!) but what about that other 'ole Texicannnnnnaaaa Anthem about the heat and the dead cat in the car and the posterial crisping from super-heated Naugahyde....(That's car Leather from plastic Dogies).... Cochise, Burnt backside in the Baha....
ROFL!! Well, SING IT OUT, 'CHISE! LOL! So, it IS true you are a closet singer! Don't know if this pertains, but I did see a bumper sticker today, that said- "Dont' Mess With Texas GrandMa's" Maybe Ronjor can enlighten us?
Back in the 1960's the Rio Grande river had changed it's course, and what used to be part of El Paso TX was now part of Juarez Mexico. The "Wildman" was in the U.S. Army at the time, and we had been detailed to stand on the bridge between El Paso and Juarez while the presidents of the United States and Mexico cut the ribbon. All told I would say there was about 10 of us honor guard types. All of us under our breath were whispering give it all back and throw in New Mexico while you're at it. Thanks Wildman
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Just because you've been away from here for a while, can't you just take things seriously for once like I do...............I don't know......some people think everythings a joke......(Love the new Hair-do by the way.... Cochise, Being laughed at in Laramie..
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Everbody loves a laughin Cochyena, As the old saying goes: "A laugh a day keeps your Proctologist at bay"! Loosely translated it means "beware of the fickle finger" an I ain't takin about bananas! Laughin in Bunches, Nanny ed