Top 10 Survivor Tips for Dad. 10. Never,ever lose control of the remote! 9. Never buy a toy that must be assembled by adults. 8. Stop after the first child. 7. When your kid says that you are "PHAT", it might actually be a compliment. 6. All purpose answer: "Go ask your Mother". 5. Threaten to turn the car around, and then actually do it. 4. Your kids aren't laughing with you, they're laughing at you. 3. Ban all purple dinosaurs. 2.Never settle arguments with video game matches. You'll lose. 1. Your kids will automatically ignore anything that begins with the words "When I was your age!"