Sunday's News !!!

Well Buckie me lad,

If this isn't a call to arms I don't know what is!! All the cosmoline has been wiped off .... the cartriges are a little moldy but should suffice for the minor insurrection! Time to muster the rest of the snipers!

Fixing bayonet in Brisbrain, I'm awake ed

 

I didn't do anything !!
Just reporting what the paper reported ! http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/10.gif http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/5.gif

 

And Believe Everthing you read? Hmm

 

Big Relief:-

 

I would be remiss if I didn't come to the defence of the 'Hoorah's Security Expert' Col. Primrot (Cashiered). It is a well known fact that he couldn't break into a paper bag w/a backhoe!

Commanding Gen, Adm. Halfrack ed

 

Hey rita,

Just what is your angle?

Figuring in Isosceles, Triangled ed

 

WOW!!... The scandal of it all....if it was in the 'Papers' it just has to be true....OH! My God...what are people going to think....will we ever be able to show our faces in Public again.....

Somethin' I have learned here though.....it's true that the wimmen folk need more 'Charmin' than we do....Heh! Heh!..I'm not going to take the blame for not changing the 'Roll' ever again......

Cochise, Wipin' in West Virginia.....

 

your guess is as good as mine lol lol

 

I really doubt it!

 

Nat: Are you still reading dem old publications of the yester year? The sources of those stories are questionable, and considered improver reading for sophisticated young ladies such as yourself. I had thought the editors of these publications had stooped printing their rags, but apparently not all of the old copies have been taken out of circulation.

To all who appeared in those stories: You need to pay a larger sum of hush money if you expect these stories to not surface from time to time. I could try and contact some old friends in the Pizza parlor, but they haven't been seen in quiet some time, so I don't know.

Thanks
Wildman

 

Well Wild Guy,

Not one Farthing will I part with since the cat is already out of the bag! (no offence Natoonie). Though my person has been besmirched and pummeled I am assured that she....Nattie....was only trying to make me a better person!
But I yam what I yam!!

Seeking retribution in Revengeville, Righteous ed

 

Oh yeah!

If I didn't know better this looks like it has your hoof print all over it!

When you get through wiping one end....wipe that grin offen your face!

Suspicious in Secaucus, Smiley ed

 

Apparently, our mischievous Miss Nat (the toothy one) is living somewhat in the past with her obvious reference to the old TV show Hee Haw and their "Pickin' and Grinnin'" segment. I will never admit to anyone that I do pick my nose, and I think I do it just as well as I pick my friends. Hummm....I wonder if that's why I don't have very many friends? Maybe I need some help. Would any of you like to help me pick?

Pickin' and Grinnin' in Pennsylvania
Picky person bj.

 

Uhmm...welllll
I'm sorry, but.....I just spread the word from a tabloid I learnt
to enjoy after a one-time reading.
I can't help all the truths came out about our fine friends, ~ feathered or not,
were caught in different unimaginable acts !

And besides:

Girls,
just wanna have fu-huunn !!!!

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Still sophisticated in Sofia, sweet Nat http://bestsmileys.com/angles/1.gif

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Hi Nat...Sweety,

Your unacceptable explanation has fallen upon deaf ears (RE: See hearing problem thread)! Having said that, you have nothing to..err... fear. Honest!

Forgiving in Folsom, Inmate ed

Ps...just curious...what are the GPS Co-ords of Sophia?

 

Well I'm glad you do, dear Eddy!

About Sophia..hmmm....can't tell you much ~
all I know is she had many admirers.


Fearless in Fulton, explaining Nat

 

Hey Expletive...[edit]... Explaining Nat,

Thanks for the idea of rolling you up in the carpet. No sense in getting the 'Body Bag' all messy!

Cremating in Cremoria, Chef ed

 

You have nooo idea how much I'd appreciate that !!
The heavier the blanket (in this case, a nice cozy carpet), the warmer I'll feel !!!

And Chef ed...cook me a nice soup, will ya !


Appreciative in Athens, freezing Nat

 

OK Natootie'

Soup it tis!!

Your suggestion about putting you in the freezer works for me!

Frosted in Frigidaire, Popcicle ed

 

I find This topic of Nose picking unacceptable.....the only time I would find it of any practical use is if there was a fair chance of finding something useful....On one particular excursion into those regions I found a Fairisle sock, two dice from the game Yahtzee and something that resembled a Jelly-baby....I have never bothered since...I was very very drunk at the time...

I plead total Insanity and have notified my voluptuous carer to deny the dastardly fickle finger of that Big Egg with regard my finger in the News articles that point the finger at those that need fingering.....


Cochise, Fingered in Felixstowe...(Pronounced F-e-l-i-x-s-t-o-w-e)..

 

Well Sir Cochiseness,

Let me be the first to be-stowe the 1st (not the 1st on my hand) finger to you in that time honored response that is not exclusively a guy thing! I may be a dastard but rarely fickle. That voluptuous carer wouldn't happen to be your Proctolosist would she? Been there! Done that!...Woo Hoo!!

Sitting gingerly in Grimace, Freaky ed

Ps...Anyways...Nosetradamus predicted all this stuff!

 

No, No !!

You must have misunderstood me.
YOU go in the freezer ~ and I eat the frosting...from the cake.


Hungry in Hungary, Goulashsoup Nat

 

Hi cochise !
You know you should be really grateful to still have fingers to "pick" whatever it is you desire.
Someone told me once (I assume it's some old wives tale ), that when you pick too much of the wrong things (guess what ) Your fingers will turn into a Pickle !!

 

Nat! Where is the Monday News?

(stirs pot)

 

Sorry TH...haven't gotten it today. And I'm not sure I want to subscribe, because that tabloid is just too scary to read. R-e-m-e-m-b-e-r ?? What our dear friends did !! http://bestsmileys.com/sad/6.gif