Repent now or forever live in malware!

Mount Points . . .
Permissions . . .
Policies . . .
Backdoors . . .
Viruses . . .
Trojans . . .
Worms . . .
BSOD Crashes . . .
Corrupted Files . . .
Locked Files . . .
Missing Files . . .
Corrupted Registry . . .
Corrupted Backups . . .
Safety . . .
Stability . . .
Security . . .

Friends, you too can be saved! Your operating system can become born again!
Don't play games with backdoors, corrupted files and removed permissions, it's all the work of the devil!
Listen to the soul of your hard drive just crying out for salvation!
Repent and give your heart to a Limited User Account right now!
Become filled with the Holy Software Restriction Policies!
Feel the divine power of Data Execution Prevention!
Be blessed and secure with the Sandboxie virtual armor!
Feel at peace inside the cloud knowing your Windows is fully saved and born again!

My friends, malware scanners are like gambling! They only lead to addiction, frustration, missed files and eventually a reinstall!
Scanner gambling is a stability and safety sin and gets you nowhere! Repent of your security sins and reinstall right now before it's too late!
If thou shalt confess with thy mouth Security and shalt believe in thine heart that Reinstall hath raised Windows from the dead, thy safety shall be saved!
Hear my plea for malware redemption! Nuke and Pave! Nuke and Pave!

Freinds, please join with me in singing the old time hymn, Nuke and Pave! (Jesus Saves!)

We can hear the joyful sound, Nuke and Pave! Nuke and Pave!
Spread the safety all around, Nuke and Pave! Nuke and Pave!
Have the user find their files, to USB device to save!
They will get stability, Nuke and Pave! Nuke and Pave!

Find the saved install CD, Nuke and Pave! Nuke and Pave!
Get your Windows product key, Nuke and Pave! Nuke and Pave!
If there's no install CD, borrow one from Uncle Dave!
You can use your product key, Nuke and Pave! Nuke and Pave!

Get the drivers from the web, Nuke and Pave! Nuke and Pave!
Flash drives work so well for them, Nuke and Pave! Nuke and Pave!
Grab the software that you need, to USB device to save!
Insert CD then reboot PC, Nuke and Pave! Nuke and Pave!

Surf the web with a LUA, Nuke and Pave! Safe and Sound!
Enable all the SRP's, Nuke and Pave! Safe and Sound!
Create an image of the drive, store it safe so it is found!
You'll be malware worry free, Nuke and Pave! Safe and Sound!

 

geez, and I thought I was the only one who drank to much here.