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Oh Poo, I searched for 'Get Fuzzy' by Darby Conley an it ain't there. Search on, big ed Ps....an how old are we today Bucko??
Ummm Bucky, Do you kinda get the feeling that maybe no one here gives a rat's a55 about cracking a b..b..book? It took me over a Month but I finally finished the one about 'Dick, Jane, and Spot'. I would have gotten thru it much sooner but the pictures were very confusing. And what was all the commotion about 'See Spot run". Why was he running? Did somebody throw a stick? Was it suppertime? I'm gonna try 'Jack and Jill' next. I hear they are pretty hot! I'll probably have to hide it under the mattress. Are there pictures? Woo Woo!! Maybe you ought to check out the 'Einstein' thread. That was a learning curvature if I ever saw one!! Yup..Yup..Yup, hed
Well, I just got Captain Blood.........probably another novel I will never ever finish ! AGRhh mi maties ! http://www.soundtrackcollector.com/images/movie/large/Captain_Blood.jpg
I tried to get a first edition of "See Spot Run"... http://www.seriesbooks.com/dick.htm But all they had was "See Buck Fly"..hope he did not have the runs. I love that Gutenbummer Project.
Sir, I think that it is beneath (as in under) us itlecktuals to make mock of Large Becky's admirable attempts to further his edjoocashun. Without books how wud wee be able to hold doors open, whack flying things, or fill up those shelves. Enough of them also make a good cheese press. I go thru books like a Bobby Lee at a spare ribs cookout. Try 'Time To Hunt' by Steven Hunter'. Then there's the one about 'Sally, Dick, and Jane! OMG!! A menage 'a trois!!
I'm still working on all those " Books on Tapes"...smart fellers don't need no spell checker...just ask Aerostruddle.
Last time I try to post anything even remotely intellectual......... .....only to have the flesh flailed (try and say that after a couple of beers!) from my body...... Thouroughly defeated and devestated, Buck
I am glad you have learned your lesson..we miss the bummpy bouncing ball ..and don't want you to waste your time with eye strain. So fill your gutenbier glass and get on with the real Project at hand. "Origin of the Fleecies and Furry things that go bump in the night"v
I think they use flailed flesh in the Gutenburgers that is then washed down w/the Gutenbier. You can then have a box of Gutenplenty whilst watching the telly. Telly Ho, big matilda
Here's a search site that I found some time ago, searches Gutenberg and a bunch of other similar sites, well over 20,000 http://onlinebooks.library.upenn.edu/ I just can't wait until Gutenberg has all the audio books they're looking to put up, listen while you surf!
That's a great idea Notok (nice link too), but you'd better be careful posting here......the heathens (Ed, Prim et al) just love to ridicule us academic types!
I represent that remark about Guten ed. He was voted the class bookend when he was in the 4th Grade and it is still all beneath him.
Not so Bucko, HEATHENS...I say....HEATHENS!!! Primmy and I are acomedically acclaimed throughout certain areas that we are duty bound not to disclose. And I'll have you know that my manicurest ridiculed my nails just yesterday. So there Mr farty pants!! Preening in Patagonia, pig ed
Nah Buckster, The song goes 'Dose a Deer, a female Deer...Ray, is Maggie's only son'...etc! Singin in South Sudbury, sid ed
