If you like cats

To be honest, I am a cat-demon. Look like human most of the time, but my eyes turn red and I gain unnatural strength and grow cat ears when I'm angry.

 

ROFL!!!! I distinctly heard you in the forum hallway, calling "here kitty,

kitty,kitty! You mean this isn't the cat!

 

Nooooo!!!! that's plain nasty

 

I'm a cat, a human, and a demon. Do you really think I'm a bloodthirsty monster? If I were a real demon, then I would change into a ten-foot wide cat and become bloodthirsty. But since I only have cat-demon blood, I remain this way

Oh yeah, sunlight hurts me but I can bear it

 

A cat is silent - watches for encroachers on his his territory - waits for the optimum time - stalking his prey silently - attacking with little warning - giving no quarter or mercy - for what need is there to consider the life of his prey when he is clearly supreme.

Methinks the cat with fire is more in line with a small Mexican dog.

 

Supreme yes....it is only the element of "surprise" which may cause a cat to falter.

GF

 

Surprise huh? You dont know the half of it.....

Remember, I earlier used to have the avatar of a certain Hitman......

 

Cat~Lady, Marja...you need to be a bit more flirtatious, with your *winks*....


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Thank goodness you gave that one up !

Didn't suit you at all if I may say my humble opinion.

It made you look older than you really are...

 

Remember Marja is a sweet kitty-lady.

But watch out when she gets...err....mad.

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By the way...where's Cocshooter ~ the now Frogchise

Think Marja needs still a word or two with him...

 

How's Marja looking like this, Blackspear ?? Better ? You really, really looooove cats now..hmm...do you ?


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Here Kitty Kitty!!

ROFLMAO He He

 

some cats are tougher than others

 

What the heck !!??


BigC...is that a dead cat for real..or are you posting a very sicky pic here ! Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh !!!

How shocking. And I see enough of those poor things laying
on the roads already.........

 

But at least he took a BMW with him. I edited the pic.

 

Well, all I see now is a turtle. Wonder who that supposed to resemble.


But I beg you all - please, NOONE post such sad pic of an animal ever again.

That is just heartbreaking and in poor taste. OKI ?

THANKS !!!

 

Right at the moment the turtle resembles me hiding, in case you throw something at me.

 

Well..you are forgiven. For NOW !

If something like this happens again, I'll have to get my magic
spell book out and turn you into a turtle, for life.

Just like I did with Frogchise for saying mean things..........

 

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Good boy. *pat pat*

And please stay that way. Who knows.....I could still turn you into a lil
chick.

Cats looove little chickens....


http://img235.echo.cx/img235/3788/cutie5ui.jpg

 

Master Yoda has the absolute power of the jedi force - NOBODY can defeat him

<Well, almost nobody...hehe >

 

There are many forces in the world of phantasy.

Some lose, and some win.

And the GOOD always wins ! Hehehehe.

 

What about people who are on the borderline.....people who use evil to do good, and people who use good to do evil?

I never had a clear answer for this question

 

To be honest...I forgot about the reasons.
There are just too many.

When my time allows, I'll undust my psychology book again and look it up for you.
Till then have a lil patience.

Explanation to this big mind mystery will be told soon.

 

Soooooooooo!...........There was this person who had a cat, cats, being the loving little things that they are, was allowed to Kiss this person, what the person didn't maybe realise was that the said cat had, maybe, just eaten a rat or something else equally as unsavoury, not only that, it had been vigorously cleaning it's nether parts only moments before, as cats do, and as cats have this ability to also spread 'Cat 'Flu' and Cat Aids and Hepatitis B and C and intestinal worms, and lest we forget the Fleas that can infest a House within seven days...I have to wonder what Bedrooms are like were cats are allowed to sleep on the Bedding........but then, again, I suppose they are pretty cute, and, of course, faithfull (just as long as your feeding them)......Just a thought............. .../I don't have a cat...



Cochise,