I got a cell phone

w00t i r teh happy

 

.....There just has to be joke in there somewhere!?......like..."So what other mod-con have you got in your cell, besides a phone?"....

Cochise,..Phoning in Philadelphia..

 

What's your number?

I need some quick advice on a new girlfriend.


snowbound

 

Hey Cheater,

Can you hear me now? No? Try the other ear!

So who ya gonna call? Waxbusters!

 

Siiiiiiiigggggggghhhhhhhh!.....It's a cruel cruel World we live in....and ain't that the awful truth....


Cochise, Sympathising in San Antone..

 

Speaking of Crewel, I just finished a lovely piece to hang in the Foyer. I had been out of my cell all morning until I started to wax poetically in response to the little voices in my ears!

Ears to all of you in Erving, Easily ed

 

Cheater,
Now you can have cell phone girls, much better than internet girls, but the real girls are still the very best.

 

Use the MMS service and send some messages to yer girl if you think she's gonna get mad at you for not seeing her in the past two hours

 

That's great Cheater! Just get a couple more inmates with phones in their cells and you can start a call centre

 

Wowie!...Buckserina, you Dingo you.....your sooooooo topical.....wish I'd thought of that one.....


Cochise, Calling from Columbia.....

PS. Damn that Dig Ned, I can't stop adding bits on the end now.....

 

Not to worry ....... just don't make them naughty bits!

Answering in Bolivia, Digger O'Ned

 

Okay....
what's next?

Cheater...scratching his buttoms?
...
...Farting? (Oh no: BigBuck already beat you to that overhere )
...
...waking up everyday?


Start your betting, gents!

I'm soooooooooo curious, can't wait: Do share, pa-leaeaease...

 

According to a proposed new law that would go into effect Jan 1,
2006 you will no longer be able to use a cell phone while driving unless
you have a "hands free" adapter. I went to Circuit City and they wanted
$50 for a headset with a microphone for my cell phone. Having a friend
in the cell phone business, I talked with him and was able to come up
with an alternative, working through Office Depot.

These kits are compatible with any mobile phone and one size
fits all. I paid him $0.08 each because he bought in quantity. Then we
tried it with Motorola, Sprint, Verizon and Nokia units and they worked
perfectly.

A photo is attached so scroll down & take a look and let me know
if you want one. Also, forward this to anyone you know, who has a cell
phone, and who may want one!

 

Where do you place an order?

 

Beautiful dreamer!!

 

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THAT IS SOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!! PEACHES!! ​

 

OMG he just did...

Can someone please tell this person the meaning of sarcasm?

 

Hey Peachy,

I like your setup. It looks to be more stylish and a lot less painful than than the Duck Tape I've been using!! Cheaper (ouch) too!!

Pulling my hair in Houston, Teary ed

 

Hey! At least you're thrifty !!

'Duck Tape' is great for Everything !!! http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/4140/clap39sp.gif http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/4140/clap39sp.gif


Thrifty in a thrift-shop, pennypincher Nat

 

Soooooo.......what happened?!?!

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It got canned

 

Dang Bee Bee,

Just when I was ready to pounce I got the same message. Rats!!

Holding my fire in Dodge City, Deadeye ed

[edit] Musta been his 'I didn't get much sleep' thread!! It's gone!!

 

yep!

 

Why do I have this feeling of Deja Vu?