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  1. Cochise

    Cochise A missed friend

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    IGOR VALDEZ......Mmmmmm!.....Would it be safe to assume that he is from the 'El Russianitos Branchos' of the feared Valdez Family?..... :D



    Cochise, :cool:
     
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  2. bigbuck

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    Hey Cochise, Igor's the 'friendly' Valdez! But you do definitely not want to mess with the 'terrible trio' of Ilya, Yuri and Stolichnaya (Stoli) Valdez! Very tough boys! Good at making concrete duck's feet! :D
     
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  3. Ilya Valdez

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    Dosvidanya Duckel!

    Ilya ('ll killya) Valdez.
     
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  4. Cochise

    Cochise A missed friend

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    So what relation are 'Itchya and Scratchya'.....or do they all just 'Rub' along together?..... :D



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    Cochise, Mar 2, 2005
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  5. Jimbob1989

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    Ilya is a cosovan name I think :D
     
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  6. Felecity Valdez

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    Ilya Kuryakin was my Russian straightman during my "Man From Uncle" days.

    Love that borsch, Feely
     
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  7. Cochise

    Cochise A missed friend

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    A 'Cosovan'?......isn't that what Romany Gipsies live in?......



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    Cochise, Mar 2, 2005
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  8. bigbuck

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    ?? Dunno Jim?? But my uncle owns a Nissan 'Cosovan'. Eight seater, air bags, fuel injected etc. Nice little family car! :D
     
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  9. big ed

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    I dunno about the cosovan but a "cosa" van was widely used by the Italian Mafia to smuggle Duckels out of Fort Knox.

    Play on, big ed
     
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  10. bigbuck

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    Ed, I think that model was the CosaNostraVan......that wasn't a Nissan! I think General Motors made that 'limited Edition'.... ;)
     
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  11. Marja

    Marja Honestly, I'm not a bot!!

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    Смогло кто-то сказать Illya его, котор супруга хочет его дом с водочкой right now!
     
    Marja, Mar 4, 2005
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  12. Jimbob1989

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    That isn't greek is it? :(
     
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  13. gottadoit

    gottadoit Security Expert

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    Like all good websites this one can display anything you like....


    Dog vs Cat (revisited)


    [font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]You want to suggest the fight between the keywords dog and cat:[/font]

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    [font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]dog
    (105 000 000 results)    [/font]​
    [font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]versus[/font]​
    [font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]cat
    (118 000 000 results)    [/font]​

    [font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]http://www.googlefight.com/Bin/combat.gif[/font] The winner is: [font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]mouse[/font] [/font] [font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]http://www.googlefight.com/Bin/combat.gif[/font] ​
     
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  14. gottadoit

    gottadoit Security Expert

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    Sometimes I wonder if programmers just do this to make webmasters lives more fun.....

    One more for the Ozzies

    [font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]You want to suggest the fight between the keywords England and Australia:[/font]

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    [font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]England
    (0 results)    [/font]​
    [font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]versus[/font]​
    [font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Australia
    (999999999999999999 999 999 results)    [/font]​

    [font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]http://www.googlefight.com/Bin/combat.gif[/font] The winner is: [font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Australia[/font] [/font] [font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]http://www.googlefight.com/Bin/combat.gif[/font] ​


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    gottadoit, Mar 4, 2005
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  15. Jimbob1989

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    Thats strange, never noticed that before.

    But I'm both a programmer and a webmaster :D
     
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  16. gottadoit

    gottadoit Security Expert

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    I just choose to stick to the admin side of things... its just good fun reviewing code and pointing out the obvious flaws (you know the ones that are obvious to anyone that has had nothing to do with the coding....)

    More than enough to do running Oracle Databases, multiple Solaris boxen with various webservers and other tiers....
     
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  17. big ed

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    Hey Jimmy B,

    Does this sound familar...."if builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization". Hmmmm.......woodpeckers.........maybe time for an avatar change!

    Rolling over in clover, big ed
     
    big ed, Mar 4, 2005
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  18. bigbuck

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    There's a question gone begging here! Who's gonna ask it? :D
     
    bigbuck, Mar 4, 2005
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  19. big ed

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    All things are possible except skiing through a revolving door!

    Swoosh on, big ed
     
    big ed, Mar 4, 2005
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  20. Paul Wilders

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    Nope - that's plain Russian - spaciba, Marja ;)

    regards,

    paul
     
    Paul Wilders, Mar 4, 2005
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  21. Marja

    Marja Honestly, I'm not a bot!!

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    Вы радушны, Паыль!;)
     
    Marja, Mar 5, 2005
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  22. Jimbob1989

    Jimbob1989 Registered Member

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    Still can't get an english translation for it :(

    Did you just say something about a hospital? o_O

    Jimbob
     
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  23. Marja

    Marja Honestly, I'm not a bot!!

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    Thanks, Marja

    Your welcome, Paul!

    Easy as pie:D
     
    Marja, Mar 5, 2005
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  24. Jimbob1989

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    But your just confusing me Marja :D
     
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  25. Marja

    Marja Honestly, I'm not a bot!!

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    I'm not suprised, JimmyBoo!! :)
     

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