fave past time with a beer

what would be your ideal moment with a beer in your hand describe perfect day doing something and splashing dowen a cold one

be descriptive as hell so we can feel where there to

 

Mate, just keep that helmet on and you'll be ok ...

 

its in case i fall dowen from my high rise chair lol

 

o jeese thats a cool hat lol

 

hey man wazzzzz up i aint seen you like forever blaze pass beer so what you been doing

 

Me ... just watching the seasons pass by ...... thanks for the beer.. good to see you too ..

 

sounds nice to be that comfertiable are you retired kicking back on the front porch drinking a bottle of cherry coke

 

Naa ... Im sitting listening to the waves along the beach in my old crib whilst the evening stars glitter with a matini neither shaken nor stiirred

 

wow that sounds nice

you ever climb up on the roof with pillow and blanket and just breath it all in

 

yep ...im a contemplative ... I spend hours walking the coast and contemplating nature.... the beauty of the mother earth ..... the sweetness of the seasons ... the vastness of the night skies .... the wonders of creation

In fact heres some thoughts for the day that I found washed up in a bottle on the beach ......


What's the best form of birth control after 50?
Nudity
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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
45 lbs.
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What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
45 minutes.
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What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
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Why does the bride always wear white?
Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and
refrigerator.
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How do you know when you're leading a pathetic life?
When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Lets just be friends."
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Mom's have Mother's day, Dad's have Fathers day, what do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
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What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts?
Her navel.
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What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
Bingo machine.
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What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"
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What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
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Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.
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Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Everyone has the same DNA.
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Did you hear about the Chinese couple who had a retarded baby?
They named him Sum Ting Wong.
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What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.
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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
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What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A pimp.
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Why do drivers education classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
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What's the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo?
A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front the cage, along with a recipe.
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What's the Cuban National Anthem?
Row, row, row your boat.
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What's the difference between a Northern fairytale and a Southern fairytale?
A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time." A Southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this ****."

 

several hours later mate ....

http://img48.exs.cx/img48/8763/DrSeusBeer.jpg

 

There I am, laying back in a beach chair, ice cold Crown Lager beer in one hand,

An absolutely gorgeous lady lying next to me, snuggling up and whispering in my ear.

Two more ladies rubbing suntan lotion on me, "we don't want you getting burnt', they murmur seductively.

Ahhhh... here comes the waiter, tray full of 'capped' Crownies and a plate full of little snacks.

My hand reaches out, for that golden shimmering, almost frozen beer,

My other hand reaches out to that gorgeous Brunette rubbing the oil and I.....

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WAKE UP YOU MONGREL, STOP DROOLING, TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE, AND WHAT IS THAT HALF FULL HOT TINNIE DOING IN YOUR HAND!!!


*reality check sets in*

~sigh~

TAS

 

Tassie_Devils, Waking up to reality can really be a bummer

 

i hate reality

 

TAS is just teasing you guys ... Mrs. TAS is real looker ... LOL, ... I still have the Pics TAS!!!

ps.~I won't buy that ... It's was a friend for a portfolio layout either~

Cheers Mate ... ... you lucky devil

 

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!

 

Hey!!! That's me !

(in past -out- sense )

 

One for the Aussies.................................Tas will explain!

 

My favorite time for a cold beer would be after i've mowed the lawn and am all sweaty and hot. i love to just sit down on the porch and enjoy the pleasure of a dreaded job done and savor a very cold one--just a wonderful feeling
rita

 

LOL... ahhhh yes, dear old Reg "Bring Back the Biff" Reagan

Yes readers, Reg, the football madman, is advocating bringing back the "biff" [fights, punch-ups, brawls, fisticuffs] in our Rugby League code.
Gotta admire his dedication.

Cheers, TAS

*Note: He is of course joking, he's one of the hosts on a TV show here.

 

Spoiled the illusion a little bit there Tas....

I actually tried to post the picture of the rainbow over Milton Brewery (ie pot of gold at the end..) but I'd already posted it in another thread and Wilders wouldn't let me..

Cheers,
Brad.

 

Perhaps if you would rename the pic on your harddisc and then retry?
I'd sure love to see it!
regards,
slam

 

Tried That ??

 

This is something I don't understand buck..

I saw somewhere else that they could not rename and upload.

Just find the pic, highlight or rightclick and select rename.. just simply adding a letter before the extension will be fine.

pic test... name: 009.gif

 

hmm.. I stand corrected.. even renaming would not upload..
but I still had the same image in my screenie program and renamed it to a jpeg this time.

That's amazing.... it must remember the exact size or something... very strange.

well here is same shot, but changed extension..see if this works..

I tried 3 times with totally different names but with .gif extension... said I alreadh had it uploaded in this thread, first time that's happened.

Anyhow... if you have the pic, you could crop a tiny tiny bit off one side, that will alter it and then rename it also.

TAS