Dog is lonely, please send him a message

Hey Primehindquarter,

I have only one thing to say to anyone who would suggest that guys can be trained like dogs...............WOOF!!

Member of K-9 Troop Eleventeen, big red

 

Some HouseRules for dogs

1. The dog is not allowed in the house.

2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.

3. Ok, fine, the dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.

4. The dog can get on the old furniture only.

5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.

6. Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.

7. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.

8. The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only!

9. The dog can sleep under the covers every night.

10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.

LOL life is not easy when your a watch dog doggy LOL.....

 

Hears a doggy website for you Boy, its real educational and a good read.
your not alone theres other doggies out there. go fetch Boy its a goodie.

http://www.angelandmaggie.com/words_of_wisdom.htm

 

Man....what a bummer!! I was jarred awake out of a sound sleep by a nagging 'BUMPY' feeling!! Hope I can get back to my usual dormant state!

Out of kilter in Kallamazo, Kid Ed

 

OOps....sorry.....wrong thread!!!

Woozy in Weymouth, Wild and Wooly ed

I meant to congradulate Blacksmear on his 8898th post!!

 

Happens to all of us unless you know the trick to keep your sinuses free of congestion.

http://www.dogsinthenews.com/issues/0205/articles/020515a.htm

See the Warden... Maybe the straps are too tight again

 

Who is Dog Does he need a female dog to talk too?

 

Awfull quiet Dog, What ya doing reading? You can come outta tha doghouse and say something LOL. Poor doggy Dog Dog Dont feel good? Somebody Please Give him a Bump lol

 

I think this lady gave him and a lot of his friends the "Net".

 

Nah! He doesn't need that!

 

Mirror..Mirror

 

Uh, I went over to the 'Favorite Hotdog' thread and thought I would try one of Buckies 'Canadian Hot Dogs'. It wasn't too bad so long as you use a ton of Hot Sauce. It might be better if you shave the Dog first!

Buns 'R Us, Hairball ed

Ps...err...hi Dog!

 

Hmm...this thread has now picked up over 10,000 views (hope Paul Wilders is being compensated for all Dog's bandwidth hogging here ) begging the question:

"Can the Mutt still kick Butt?"

 

Maybe after Therapy.

 

Oh.........what the hell!!!

Biff..Bam...Bumpo!!!!

Pugilisticating in Patagoria, Pitiful ed

 

Therapy and Hydration is needed.

 

Yo Primnose,

I'm gonna tell you a secret so don't spill the beans! Notice how most of the 'Mod Squad' has been avoiding 10F of late. Our repartee must have them on the run (or runs ... as 'Baked Bean Man' would say!!).

Yippee yi yowing in Youngstown, Yip ed

Ps..Hows it goin Woofer?

 

Makes sense..here I thought they all were just taking long naps agains.

 

But I have seen dog around working hard policing up the riff-raff..why just last night he made his first collar.

 

When the Moon hitsa you eye
Like a bigga Pizza Pie .... thats amore!

When you throw back a clog
An you hitta the Dog....thats amore!

Belting em out in the shower, Wet ed

 

Well, there's been a distinct lack of response from the snickering hound himself - maybe he's been impounded?
http://www.bulkvend.com/Homies%20Dog%20Pound.jpg

 

Well Noid,

He is certainly getting pounded!!

Getting my lumps in Looieville, Lulu ed

 

He is not himself lately..

 

Look what I found on page 2, dissapointed that the puppy was let slide, can't have them whimpers starting up again

 

~pant pant pant .... Lick~