Did you ever wonder ..........

Discussion in 'ten-forward' started by eyes-open, Jul 21, 2006.

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  1. eyes-open
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    Why if Wile Coyote had enough money for all the Acme products - why didn't he just buy dinner ?

    Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have a 's' in it ?

    How did the fool and the money ever get together in the first place ?

    What happened to the first 6 ups ?

    How many people thought of the Post-It note before it was invented but just didn't have anything to jot it down on?


    Is it really so wrong to be rooting for Bob the Penguin to bang those cymbols together ?
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    That isn't "Bob" it's TUX ~the killer penguin~ :ninja: :D
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    Kind of looks like him.

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    As he is made out of meat....it cud be dangerous! It may be best for all concerned to let sleeping bears lie.

    Symbolically correct in Kookiemonga, Kranked
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    I don't know, first of all poor Bob is singled out, then to make matters worse, he's mistaken for that corporate stooge Tux......

    Don't get me wrong, I like Tux - but he's a company penguin, bought and paid for. Bob is a free spirit, an adventurer like no other..... he hasn't got a compass for a start. Still not to be daunted and North Pole or not, music night still appears to be on for Bob, whose cunning plan to help the bear reach A above middle C can only end in tears ........ it all goes to make me wonder:-

    When the inventor of the drawing board messed things up..........what did he go back to ?

    Why is it that noses run and feet smell ?

    What would happen if you went to a tourist information booth and asked, "Tell me about the people who came here last year." ?

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    Marja Honestly, I'm not a bot!!

    Sorry E-O! I never wondered ANY of that!:blink:

    (Workin on four words........meaning...I'll let ya know!:p :D )
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    How come the crosswalk signal always changes to "Don't Walk" when you're in the middle of the street?

    Why is a 4-wheel drive vehicle called a "4x4" when 4x4=16? It doesn't have 12 extra wheels hiding somewhere does it?

    Why is a big truck called a "Semi"? Semi what?

    Since the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence, what's on your side? Dead grass?​
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  9. big ed
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    Nice try Beej,

    But not to worry....I've signed you up for Remedial Math in 3rd Grade Summer School.

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    Oh wonderful, now I'm left to wander around, wondering why it is, that you don't wander around, wondering about the wonderful things that have wandered their way around to me......... no wonder threads like this get started. :D


    http://www.diegotorres.com.ar/mensajeitor/foro/caritas/cc34.gif PS. I have noted the gradual re-emergence of Prof.Ed'uardo - hehe dangerous stuff ..... bet I get expelled :D

    eyes-open wandering back off to be with my radioactive cat. I sometimes spend hours just looking at him and wondering if he has 18 half-lives .......
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  11. big ed
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    Aaah...my young e-o,

    Iwunder why I even bother!

    As usual Margee is confused and Beej is having trouble remembering his cyphers. Those ten puns you PM'd me thinking that at least one of them wud make me laugh wuz a nice try. Alas...no-pun-in-ten-did!

    Modifying the kurickulum for next Seemester, 100 Prof ed
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  13. big ed
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    Yeah....yore laffin now but I wunder what will yoo do when the Icepickman cometh?

    If everone lit just one little candle it wud get pretty hot around here!

    Bi-Polar Bears wear Fru-Frus, Frightened ed
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