You know you're in California! when......

Discussion in 'ten-forward' started by Marianna, Nov 26, 2003.

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  1. Marianna

    Marianna Spyware Fighter

    Apr 23, 2002
    B.C. Canada
    1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.

    2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.

    3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation
    in English.

    4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is
    named Breeze.

    5. You can't pot illegal?

    6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.

    7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown,
    and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.

    8. You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula.

    9. You can't pot illegal?

    10. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.

    11. A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast.

    12. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.

    13. A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps. You
    don't even notice.

    14. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30am at Starbucks wearing the baseball
    cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.

    15. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

    16. Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who
    delivers your mail is into S & M, and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag.

    17. You can't pot illegal?

    18. Its barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station:
    "STORM WATCH 2003."

    19. You have to leave the big company meeting early because Billy Blanks
    himself is teaching the 4:00pm Tae Bo class.

    20. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy
    with their cells or pagers.

    21. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour
    early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.

    22. Hey!!!! Is Pot Illegalo_O?

    23. Both you AND your dog have therapists.

    24. The Terminator is your governor.

  2. Mr.Blaze

    Mr.Blaze The Newbie Welcome Wagon

    Feb 3, 2003
    on the sofa
    :D so true so true
  3. bigc73542

    bigc73542 Retired Moderator

    Sep 21, 2003
    SW. Oklahoma
    And the one thing to remember when in california.( I lived there for fourty eight years) That the parents of everyone you meet under thirty are from another state rather than calif. The actual native born californian is not usually very old. Thats why every one is a little different there=====They are all kids. :D
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