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Discussion in 'ten-forward' started by mikel108, Feb 25, 2005.

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  1. mikel108

    mikel108 Registered Member

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    I just finished my taxes!!!!! :D

    I sent them off to the government and I am getting more back than I have in 10 years!!! :eek:


    Ohh DANCE OF JOY...Ohh DANCE OF JOY!!! :p
     
  2. Firecat

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    Could you explain this a bit? Y'see I'm only almost 13, I am not too good at understanding taxation and money and all...
     
  3. Jimbob1989

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    I think what he means is this. He has sent off his yearly takes and the Government have found they have over charged him on takes and so they are giving him some money back.

    Jimbob
     
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    Well kaushik, when you work, your employer gives you this stuff called money. It is handy for buying stuff....like food, clothing, shelter and beer! :D Now when you earn money, the government automatically steals a percentage....this is called taxation. At the end of the financial year, if you can justify spending some of your money in relation to your employment, then some of this stolen money is returned to you...this is called a refund. So next year you feel really happy and do it all over again! :D
     
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    PS. .......and if you're really, really happy.....you might start a thread at Wilders! :D
     
  7. Blackspear

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    I thought a round of drinks would be in order, so what happens there is you shout us all a round or 2 or 3, now that's 27,000 x say $4.00 x 3 rounds, hmmmmmm, your windfall is now a loss, your credit card is now maxed out, you have a stomping headache, you wake up on the other side of the country with your head shaved down one side, you have a tattoo which tells of your undying love to Mary-Lou, you don't know who Mary-Lou is.

    Every time you turn your head you hear bells, 6 hours later you figure someone has tied a thicket of bells to what remains of your hair, you thought you had eyebrows only to find they too were shaved and are now painted in with magic marker, your trousers have been made into shorts on one leg, you have a thong on one foot and a bright pink high heal on the other, although lipstick is for women, someone thought you ought to try a shade or two, and no one has even mention this...

    Let this be a warning to you all, when they try to give you a refund, run for the hills screaming; Blackspear told me, Blackspear told me muhahaaaaa... :eek: ;) :cool: :D :ninja:
     
  8. Firecat

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    Congrats Mike, We're all happy for you!

    (P.S. Thanks bigbuck and Jimbob :))
     
  9. Sugabella

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    Your a very nice kid , and mike i'm getting more to this year . It is nice to also have children and own houses, I even got a right off on my scrubs .
     
  10. Firecat

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    Thanks. But I didn't understand the meaning of the last line (''got a right off on my scrubs"), could you explain please?

    Warm Regards,
    Firecat
     
  11. Cochise

    Cochise A missed friend

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    Don't know whether that was a Freudian Slip there Jim.....but when you called them 'Takes' instead of 'Taxes'.....you pretty well put it in Nutshell... :D


    Cochise, :D
     
  12. Jimbob1989

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    I was on a school computer, one of the kids problably changed the keys around :D

    Jimbob
     
  13. mikel108

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    Who thought that you could have such a great time taking about taxes. Thanks for tha laughs. I have to go to work now and make Uncle Pauly(Martin) some more money!!

    Remember.....Tax me, I'm Canadian!
     
  14. Firecat

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    OK if you want to tax yourself....do something really stressful...play Half-Life 2 on your PC or Painkiller...you'll be taxed all right.

    (Just kidding of course)

    :)

    Best Regards,
    Firecat
     
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    Another thing about taxes, how long do you keep your old tax returns for? The IRS says you should keep them for 3 years. But I don't trust them. I've got them all the way back to 1989. :eek:
     
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    Boy oh boy, u sure have that right!! But, shssssh, you don't want the whole world to know that.!! :blink: :blink: :blink: :D :D
     
  17. Cochise

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    Good Man BJ.....Keep your records 7 Years Minimum and in good order.....Trust Me.....and always remember, YOUR Records will stand upto theirs any day of the week...because they lose stuff in their Mickey Mouse Computer System....so if you stand your ground and give 'em an argument WITH Back-up, you WILL WIN every time......NEVER let them con you into believing they know something about you that you've supposedly tried to hide, it's an old ploy that never works.....they REALLY don't know much, Stare 'em down. I got to the stage where I wouldn't even tell 'em the Time, and it works... :D :D Just make sure you have your story straight and stick to it.....always remember ATTACK is the best line of Defence, especially if you look and sound like you know what your talking about Mate.


    Cochise, :cool:
     
  18. MikeBCda

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    One thing about taxes (in the U.S. and Canada, anyway, probably no different anywhere else) I've never understood ...

    How come the gummint won't let you claim them as a dependent, considering how much you have to pay to support them? o_O :cool:
     
  19. mikel108

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    Hahahahahahah :D Thats hilarious!
     
  20. Cochise

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    Now THAT is something you should put on your Return Mike, I bet they would be totally stuck for an answer, just to say "Because you Can't"....is not a good enough reply, soooo, you just keep saying "Why?".....until they get fed up and tell you to go home...... :D :D :D :D...and if you can frustrate them enough to the point were they Swear at you!!....You've Won again.... :D :D


    Cochise, :cool:
     
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    :D:D:D:D:D
     
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    BeetleBoss She who posts lots of <I>Smileys</I>

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  23. MikeBCda

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    Audit?? Heck, I'm sure some of the nice folks at Enron can give you some semi-helpful advice about those. :cool:
     
  24. RCMP TAX DIV

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    Hi Mikey,

    Received your Tax Forms. Due to a very minor error ie: $.12, you are being assesed a penalty of $2.00 plus a processing fee of $213,423.04. Also we want all the cash you have stashed in the shoebox under your bed. If you do not remit the total amt. by noon yesterday, well, you really don't want to know.

    Your friendly servant, Dudley Do-right RCMP
     
  25. Cochise

    Cochise A missed friend

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    :D :D :D :D :D....If your like me Mike....shouldn't that read SHOEBOXES...which proves they don't know how much you've got stashed. :D :D


    Cochise, :D

    PS. You could always put your house on wheels and roll it over the Border before they realise you've gone....


    Cochise, :cool:
     
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