Wanted - Admin asst to World Ruler http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e119/andysnaps/thdarkside.gif Dear World, Due to recent activities on the home front it has come to my attention that the little details that go into making the minutiae of life work, are not so much satisfying as they are irritating, stressful and time consuming. Having confirmed this with an on-line character test, it appears that I am most suited to those tasks involving taking on the larger picture. I shall therefore become 'Eyes-Open Emperor of the Universe' with dominion over all things (especially those that like to giggle while shouting out "Ooh you are naughty - that tickles"). This should all come into effect sometime next week, depending on when the uniform is ready.....Most subjects will notice little difference - the Earth will continue to rotate around the Sun ensuring even tans and I promise to ensure, despite pressure from other Galactic leaders, that an Earth representative continues to win the Miss Universe competition. Naturally such a responsibility is bound to generate some paperwork.........also, I'm informed that a monthly newsletter is to be expected. Therefore if you feel you have what it takes to apply for the post of 'Admin assistant to World Ruler' - Please apply below enclosing details and any relevant experience. http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e119/andysnaps/unattendedkids.jpg Additional policy suggestions and cool logo's also welcome.