Viruses.

Discussion in 'other anti-virus software' started by rogervernon, Feb 15, 2008.

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  1. rogervernon

    rogervernon Registered Member

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    Lurking somewhere in cyberspace .....

    FREUDIAN VIRUS: Your computer becomes obsessed with marrying its own motherboard.
    TEXAS VIRUS: Makes sure that it's bigger than any other file.
    ADAM AND EVE VIRUS: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple
    ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.
    POLITICALLY CORRECT VIRUS: Never calls itself a 'virus', but instead refers to itself as an 'electronic micro organism'.
    AIRLINE VIRUS: You're in London, but your data is in Singapore.
    STAR TREK VIRUS: Invades your system in places where no virus has gone before.
    HEALTH CARE VIRUS: Tests your system for a day, finds nothing wrong, and sends you a bill for £500.
    GOVERNMENT ECONOMIST VIRUS: Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine.
    BUREAUCRAT VIRUS: Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which does practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of your computer.

    :argh:
     
  2. computer geek

    computer geek Registered Member

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    what intersting facts. :D
     
  3. Ropera

    Ropera Registered Member

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    You have just received the Amish virus.

    Since we have no electricity or computers, you are on the honor system.

    Please delete all of your files on your hard drive. Then forward this message to everyone in your address book.


    We thank thee.
     
  4. jm0307

    jm0307 Registered Member

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    :D

    The BUSH and CLINTON viruses will upon cleaning automatically attempt to install a variant.
     
  5. GlobalForce

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    Then you're familiar with the Zsa Zsa Gabor housekeeping virus. For every divorce, she's kept a house. :cautious::D

    GF
     
  6. Gizzy

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    Irish Virus
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  7. The_Duality

    The_Duality Registered Member

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    Haha, those are great, particularly the Irish one :p
     
  8. tec505

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    That's really fantastic.

    Spectacular.

    Mike
     
  9. david banner

    david banner Registered Member

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    Will have a pop up saying I did not have a sexual relationship with that computer?
     
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  10. david banner

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    "It's a virus Jim but not as we know it"
     
  11. Paul Wilders

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    Folks, this has been amusing indeed :D . Then again if only to avoid having sort of a "Ten-Forward" expanding thread over here, I'm sorry to say the fun has come to an end. Let's focus on the real purpose from this forum from now on.

    Thread closed.

    regards,

    paul
     
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