TOM CRUISE BIDS FAREWELL TO EARTH

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  1. hayc59

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    Returns to Planet of Origin on Eve of Film’s Debut

    Actor Tom Cruise stunned the worlds of cinema and space travel today, bidding Earth farewell forever as he returned to his planet of origin.

    At a launch pad on the outskirts of Malibu constructed specifically for his intergalactic journey, Mr. Cruise spoke briefly to friends, well-wishers, and Larry King, who was covering the launch for CNN.

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    Borowitz Report

    In my opinion its long over due!!;)
     
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    This is the part i like,

    ;) :D



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  3. bigc73542

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    Thats alright ;)
     
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    @snowbound
    I guess if your gonna lose your mind
    its nice to be rich!!! hehehe
     
  5. snowbound

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    lol

    It certainly doesn't hurt. ;) :D


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  6. big ed

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    Bye Tom...........Come again when you can't stay as long!!!
     
  7. beetlejuice

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    You don't suppose there's the slightest chance he might take Oprah with him do you? ;)
     
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    If he did there wouldn't be any music for us refined folk here in 10F to listen to!!

    He can take Rap Van Winkle instead!!
     
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    I will warn the crew! SPACE JUNK HAZARD AHEAD !

     

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    I wouldn't mind him taking all the other "aliens" along for the trip...
     
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    I guess they don't want him in space either!!
     

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    Just picture my surprise when I found that I can get by quickie GAY DIVORCE in Mexico!

    :D :D :D :D
     
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    Beetlejuice, you made me laugh out loud, Thanks.

    Jaws
     
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    ----LOL----

    Good one
    Not only Oprah
    What about a list of who else should go?
     
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    Well, off the top of my head i can think of a few others but none that i could list here. ;)


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    Read in the news today that it seems like T Cruise really pi55ed off Ms Shields.

    Much ado about nothing!! Dosen't everyone look to the "Stars" for Medical and Religious guidance?

    Grope on, big ed
     
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  18. Cochise

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    "Tish, Pish and Posh".. :mad: And there was me just about to start a Fan Club here for young Timmy...(Edit) Tommy and Opry........Dash my Rags.... :(

    (Thinks!!) Maybe when the heat dies down I'll try again.... :ninja:



    Not Cochise, :cool:
     
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    Man I hope so. Oprah... :rolleyes:
     
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    Tish, Pish and Posh!!! What in the world has Mrs. Beckham got to do with this? Timmy was the kid w/the Collie. Reference WWI, II, & III for Tommy and Grand Old for Opry.

    Play on, ed (not!)
     
  21. beetlejuice

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    Ahhh guys? I think Tom kidnapped Yoda and left this guy in his place!!!! I just hope Oprah doesn't show up next. :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
     

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    Huh! No way....If Tomboy ever tried to kidnap bigc ....err...Yoda....all of the Wilder's denizens would be dashing to their Gun Cabinets, saddlin up their Caballos, an be a'ridin to the rescue. Nuf said on that one.
     
  23. Cochise

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    EXACTLY...........NOT ed........I couldn't have put worse myself...... :D :D :D


    Cochise, :cool:
     
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