To God from the dog ~Joke~

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  1. dog

    dog Guest

    To God from the dog

    Dear God:

    Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?

    Dear God:

    When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch...or is it going to be the same old story?

    Dear God:

    Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?

    Dear God:

    If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

    Dear God:

    We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do! humans understand?

    Dear God:

    More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

    Dear God:

    When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get in?

    Dear God:

    Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
     
  2. hayc59

    hayc59 Guest

    Big Dog Very Nice!!!*puppy*
     
  3. Cochise

    Cochise A missed friend

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    AAWWWWW!....(Sniff)......Nice Doggie....... :'(




    Co(I sniff everything)chise, :cool: *puppy*Cochise *puppy*Cochise *puppy*!!?? :D :D :D
     
  4. nadirah

    nadirah Registered Member

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    funny doggie... :D :D :D
     
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