Time's Up, Einstein

Ouch Marj,

I am sure that you would never stoop to such a diabolical method of using a voodoo doll in a frying pan. If so, then why are my ears ringing along with the sensation of getting an extreme hotfoot?

Scream on, big ed

Ps...could be explained by "The Theory of Revengibility"

 

Hey Ron,

Too bad this isn't the "Can you name this song" thread. I would have guessed "Ragmop" by "The Four Maintenance Engineers" circa... 50's.

Play on, big ed

 

No need to stop at mopping, Boys!!



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After you've removed all that lovely Tomato into a bowl using peroxide and boiling water......is it alright to use as a soup??....

I was once told that Old Albert was a bit of a Peroxide enthusiast...he was actually a Redhead in his younger days.......

Cochise,

 

MAYBE YOU COULD MARINATE THESE - IF YOU CAN GET THEM?!?

 

Sorry Marja me Lovely...I fail to see what Steak has to do with Time Continium.....unless of course you have stake in it.......

Please try and stick (or is that Steak) to the question in hand set for us all to ponder by Ronjor... which was...eeerrrrrrrrr?.........anyway just try and stick to it whatever it was.......Mr. big ed seems to have a handle on the problem....I have personally tried to base my life on his Theories and you would do well to follow........

Cochise,

 

Hey Chise,

"Betty Cookers Crock Book" lists a cocktail reciepe using the top ingredient. I think it was 1 qt of 30yr old Scotch to 1 tsp of tomato residue. You could merrily go bonkers while still getting your daily dose of vitamin "C".

Al was a bit of a rogue, wasn't he?

Play on, big ed

 

Hey Marj,

My wife and I got marinated quite a few years ago. We have been happily marinated ever since. Who says oil and vinegar don't mix?

Play on, big ed

 

I THOUGHT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO STEAK TO THE TROPICS OR AM I CONFUSED AGAIN

 

I am taken aback! To be awarded such allocades from such an esteemed and revered personage such as you has blurred my sight (it couldn't have been the 8 Scotches). I now feel that it is my duty to maybe start thinking before putting keystrokes to screen (naaah). If ignorance is bliss, then I am on top of the world unless of course it is flat.

Play on, big ed

 

YES

Hee hee, big ed

 

Hey!....ed.....any recipe that contains ANY kind of Spirit and a little Vitamin C is welcome around these parts Matey.........if it's Bonkers you want, I'm your man..and the Vitamin C has got to be a bonus, what?..........

Last night some friends of mine came to visit..we played this game where you all drink a litre of Scotch each and then you have to guess who you are....the winner gets to drive everyone else home.........trouble with that was, nobody could remember where they lived......good game though nevertheless.........

I once went on a Whisky Diet and lost two weeks!.......

What was Einstein famous for again??

Cochise,

 

You mean Cartoon Boy USED to be renowned in the Flat Earth Society....I hear he got too near the edge and fell off!!..........It's easily done...been close to the edge myself on numerous occasions.........


Cochise,

 

OMG...FOCSMC (fell out of chair, spilt me coffee) ROFLMAO. Am now busy scribbling rules (none) for new game in my coloring book.

Gonna play that, big ed

 

POOR CARTOONBOY, I SHOWED HIM SOME PLACES TO WATCH 'FLASH' AND THIS IS THE LAST THING ANYONE HAS HEARD FROM HIM!!!

NEVER FEAR...............I WILL RETURN.............SOON........................BRaINiER THEN I AM NOT NOW..

 

"Here he comes to save the day......................" !! Mighty Mouth has arrived to take up the challenge of leading the untold millions of Al Wiensteins "Flat as a Pancake" Theory supporters. Unless of course I eat the evidence. Pretty tasty w/maple syrup. Burp! I guess I'll have to wash it all down w/some of that Scotchy ...Tomatoey stuff.

Play on, big ed

 

YEAH! THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT TOO!?!??

 

I THOUGHT I FELT MY TAIL GET STEPPED ON WHILST POSTING LAST!

 

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Next time you walk der Planck.

 

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